You Don't Expect That During Dental X-Rays

Girl on phone: Yeah, and your boobs hang out! It's weird!

College Station, Texas

Posted on October 18, 2008
Default, Girls, Nipples, On the phone, Texas, Weirdness

This Is the Same Girl Who Checks Out the Basement in Horror Movies

Crying girl to boyfriend: But I love you! You love me!
Boyfriend: Listen very carefully to me. I fucked her. You shouldn't have been a bitch to me about your friends. Now you can get over this and stop being a bitch and we can go get dinner and ice cream and then go home and fuck like sexy little drunk bunnies, or you can keep it up and find yourself without a boyfriend. Your call. Move on and be in love with me, or be a bitch and get dumped.
Girlfriend, still crying: I'm sorry.
Boyfriend: I know. It's okay.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on October 18, 2008
Advice, Couples, Default, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Guys, Infidelity, Insults, Relationships, Sex

Kid's Got a Point

Two-year-old girl: Fuck that. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck!

Orthodontist
Gilbert, Arizona

Overheard by: KBizz

Posted on October 17, 2008
Arizona, Default, Doctor's office, Etiquette, Feelings, Girls, Insults, Kids

Assume It's a Craft Project and Go on With Your Life

Girl on cell: Well, Kristy's brain was there, so that's good, but all the other brains were gone. Plus the whole bucket of eyes!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on October 17, 2008
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, On the phone, Virginia, Weirdness

So Obviously It's Not Bitchy After All

Girl on cell: I overheard some chick at a bus stop talking shit about how some other girl shouldn't have been wearing some outfit because she didn't have the body for it. At first, I thought “what a bitch!” then I realized we have that exact same conversation all the time.

Venice, California

Posted on October 16, 2008
California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Insults, On the phone

How Yoga Began

Teen girl: I think I'm going to lie on my bed in a butterfly position.
Friend: Oh, to air out your STD?

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: evanescent

Posted on October 16, 2008
Friends, Girls, Ohio, Questions, STDs, Teens

When “Come Here Often?” Just Isn't Special Enough

Awkward girl: Are you an organ donor?
Uninterested guy: No.
Awkward girl: You should donate your skin. It's nice. Non-cancerous.
Uninterested guy: I'm good.
Awkward girl: Oh. So what's up with guys always having to spread their seed?

BART Train
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Grace