Well, I Suppose You're Worthy

Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?
Boyfriend: Uh yeah, a Sprite please.
Waitress: Is 7 Up okay?
Boyfriend: Uh…sure.
Waitress: And for you?
Girlfriend: Can I get a Sprite?

New Market
Canadia

Overheard by: meggler

Posted on October 2, 2008
Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants, Servers, Stupidity

…Okay, So I Guess It's Just the One

Girl #1: Aren't you proud of me?
Girl #2: I am! But I'm also proud of you for other things, like… (long silence)

Tiger Noodles
Princeton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Brokeass Harem

Posted on October 2, 2008
Default, Feelings, Girls, New Jersey, Questions, Weirdness

“Ovulating or Desperate?”–The New Party Game That's Sweeping the Nation!

Young professional girl: He's cute. But then again, lately I think every guy is cute.
Friend: Are you ovulating?
Young professional girl: No. I think I'm just desperate.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/370549482/smells-better-than-perfume.html

Overheard by: Sigh. Me too.

Posted on October 1, 2008
Beauty, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sexuality

Due to All the Air.

Girl to friends (while reading horoscope page): I guess it means that, as an Aries, I should just embrace the fact that I'm better than people! (pause) Well, not better, just cooler.

Metro Red Line
Washington, DC

Overheard by: felonaz

Posted on September 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Train, Washington, DC

We Also Would've Accepted “Lines of Coke” or “a Hooker”

Woman visiting Seattle with daughters: Guess what daddy is doing down in Portland right now!
Four-year-old girl: Going to a bar?

Seattle, Washington

Posted on September 29, 2008
Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Questions, Washington

Top Chef: Philadelphia Had a Whole Different Type Of Contestant

Ghetto girl: No! I'm just going to walk right up to him and be like, “your knives are in my car!”

La Salle University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 28, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Violence, Weirdness

That, and She Can't Play Softball for Shit

Teen girl #1: Jenny's gay.
Teen girl #2: I am not!
Teen girl #1: I'm just kidding. You are definitely the most heterosexual girl I know.
(pause)
Teen girl #3: Way to call Jenny a slut.

San Luis Obispo, California

Overheard by: urzzz

Posted on September 28, 2008
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Insults, Sexuality, Teens

Followed by Fro-Yo

Trendy girl: Yeah, so like, the mom and her daughter went and got abortions together.

Town Center
Sugar Land, TX

Posted on September 28, 2008
Abortion, Default, Family ties, Girls, Stores, Texas, Weirdness

But Was He Grateful?

Teen girl: …and seriously, I spent half an hour on his groin!

Bar
Victoria University
Australia

Overheard by: She was takking about drawing a cartoon!

Posted on September 26, 2008
Australia, Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Sexuality, Teens, Time Management

What Kind of Landlady Makes Bandana-Wearing a Lease Requirement?

Girl on cell: So, did I tell you? I got fired from my job. (pause) Yeah, I guess I'm not a very good gay and lesbian promoter. (pause) Well I'm not gay, so maybe that had something to do with it. (pause) Oh, didn't you hear? I got kicked out of my apartment last week, too. (pause) Yeah, it's gay.

Redline MAX
Portland, OR

Overheard by: Gus

Posted on September 24, 2008
Default, Girls, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Oregon, Public transportation, Questions, Sexuality

Girls

What Kind of Landlady Makes Bandana-Wearing a Lease Requirement?