But It's My Cross to Bear

Nervous tattooed boy: I mean, your face is really really beautiful, though.
Bored pretty girl, nodding: Yeah, that's true.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/469668093/keep-going.html

Overheard by: invisiblepilot

Posted on November 16, 2022
Beauty, Body parts, Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis

Just Plug and Play– What Could Be Easier?

Drunk girl #1, in bathroom: So I told her she just needed to remove her vagina, put on a cock and man up!
Drunk girl #2: Totally.

Bathroom, Rocket Bar
Washington, DC

Posted on November 16, 2022
Advice, Default, Drunks, Girls, Restroom, Sex, Washington, DC, Words

But I Thought I Was Your Main Squeeze?

20-something daughter: Mom, can you hand me the scissors?
Mom: Not right now, I'm doing Kegels.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/390186840/thats-not-safe.html

Overheard by: tara

Posted on November 5, 2022
Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Time Management

We Better Just Get Off the Train, Mom

Tourist lady, as train approaches the end of the line: So how are they going to turn this train around?
Daughter: They don't have to. It can go in either direction.
Tourist lady: Well, are they at least going to turn the seats around?

Subway
Washington, DC

Posted on November 5, 2022
Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Public transportation, Questions, Technology, Tourists, Train, Washington, DC, Women

For the Last Time, Tasseled Loafers Do Not a Mafia Make

Chick: Gay is not an ethnicity! I don't care if they have their own mafia!

Outside Central Library
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on November 5, 2022
Canadia, Crimes, Default, Girls, Sexuality

And I Only Eat Things in the Primary Color Wheel

Girl #1: Hey, you wanna grab dinner in a bit?
Girl #2: Sure, want to go to Risley?
Girl #1: Okay, I'm just going to warn you now, though I'm like a reaally slow eater…I only use my front teeth.

Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia