Couldn't Dad Wait 'til I Graduate?

Girl in North Face jacket and Uggs to clone friends: I mean, why couldn't it have been a normal suicide? Like, this week? Really?

Penn State Library
University Park, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 14, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stupidity

It's on My Google Calendar!

Girl #1: Ew! Are you gonna ask her tonight? You gonna ask her?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Why she has a huge fucking bush!
Girl #2: Oh, for sure!

McGill University
Montreal
Canadia

Posted on November 10, 2021
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Insults, Questions, Vagina

Not the Demographic to Fear in Colorado

Girl #1: Why does Denzel Washington with a gun freak me out?
Girl #2: Because he’s black.

Movie Theater
Colorado

Posted on November 3, 2021
Black people, Colorado, Fears, Girls, Questions, Race, Threats, Whiteys

…Just Because You Seem Unable to Get Dishes Really Clean

Girl to friend, walking from their car: Jesus, Amber, nobody thinks you have a penis.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on November 1, 2021
Default, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Penis, Tennessee, Weirdness

It Gave Me Extra Flotation, Like a Pool Noodle

Girl #1: So I was wearing a tampon to go swimming yesterday.
Girl #2: Didn’t that hurt your fluffy bits?

Memphis, Tennessee

Posted on October 31, 2021
Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Tennessee, Words

But Perhaps I'm Mis-Remembering Sesame Street

Guy, singing: He'll only be your friend if he touches your breast…
Girl: What?!
Guy, not singing anymore: It's like my favorite song.

Metro State
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Squid

Posted on October 30, 2021
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships

…Well, This Has Been Fun. See You at Christmas!

Girl #1: Happy Easter! I love you!
Girl #2: Happy Easter! (pause) This is funny… We're both atheists.

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on October 27, 2021
Girls, Holidays, New Jersey, Religion

More Women With Dirtier Minds Than Men

Girl #1, pointing to bag of peanuts: Are those your nuts?
Girl #2: No, they’re Bob’s* nuts.
[brief pause, then both girls begin laughing hysterically]Girl #1, after a few minutes: That was the stupidest thing ever.
Girl #2: You know you liked it.

Oakland, California

Overheard by: I laughed because I didn’t know what was going on

Posted on October 25, 2021
Balls, California, Fruit, Girls, Questions, Words

I'm Hoping the Baby Will Bring Us Closer Together

Girl: Finally! I'm no longer a virgin anymore! And I did it with someone I love. I dunno if he loves me though.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/dont-worry-he-appreciated-it-too/

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on October 22, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Overheard at McGill, Virginity

I Need a Designated Thinker

Girl on cell: It's not that I don't want to get wasted. I want to get wasted. I just don't want to get fucked up, you know? So I'm not really sure what to do.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278088/look-not-drinking-my-weight-in-tequila-is-not-an-option-ok.html

Overheard by: I have that dilemma often

Posted on October 18, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Wishes

Girls