Have You Booked the Labor Day Cage-Dancers Yet?

Teenage girl (matter-of-factly): My sister’s friend came over yesterday because it was Memorial Day. You know, because she’s a stripper.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/301034253/if-i-had-a-nickle.html

Overheard by: yeah, that makes total sense…

Posted on September 28, 2018
Default, Family ties, Girls, Holidays, Idiots, Jobs & Careers, Overheard in Minneapolis, Stupidity, Teens

Marriage Happens by Default in the Pacific Northwest

Girl on phone: So, we had this bet that if the Patriots won, we were going to break up, so we were both hoping for that. But that didn’t happen, so now we’re just kind of stuck together.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on September 27, 2018
Default, Girls, Gossip, Gripes, On the phone, Relationships, Washington

And, to Be Fair, I Borrowed Them from Some Girl on the Bus

Girl #1: So, I wore your underwear the other day.
Girl #2: Well, at least they were clean. I just washed them.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413280217/her-fingers-are-crossed-behind-her-back.html

Overheard by: mitch

Posted on September 27, 2018
Education, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Undies

Don’t Worry– We’ll Only Use the Minorities

Boy: We could have the clones test nuclear bombs!
Girl: They’re not robots. They’re real people.
Boy: So? They still blow up.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on September 19, 2018
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Guys, Violence, Washington

Beautiful Pool, Though.

Sorority girl: Oh, I forgot: while we were there we met this homeless guy! And then he showed us his house…which I guess was kind of weird.

Mt. Pinnacle
Little Rock, Arkansas

Overheard by: Climber

Posted on September 15, 2018
Arkansas, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Memory lane, Weirdness

Portrait of the Social Worker As a Young Girl

Eight-year-old girl standing on shopping carriage to mother 15 feet away: Do not leave your child unattended! (slight pause) Mom! Get over here!

Wal-Mart
Seabrook, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Amanda

Posted on September 14, 2018
Default, Girls, Gripes, Kids, New Hampshire, Offers and requests, Parenting, Stores

I've Been Waiting for the Perfect Time to Share That with You.

Sorority girl #1: Are you gonna go?
Sorority girl #2: Like, I don't know. Like, I think I'm gonna go.
Sorority girl #3: Like, I think I'm gonna go, but like I don't know yet.
Sorority girl #2: Oh my god, like after I came back from Vegas, I gained some weight, so like I took Adderall for like two days!

UT
Austin, Texas

Posted on September 11, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Questions, Sorority types, Texas, US Geography, Words

Dolly Parton Doesn't Get Out Much These Days

Blonde: Oh my god! Are you wearing makeup?
Black man in drag: Yes I am, sugar.
Blonde: Where did you get it?
Black man in drag: Um, the store.
Blonde: Do they make makeup for black people?

Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Overheard by: Natalie

Posted on September 9, 2018
Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Race, Tennessee, Weirdness

Riverdale Hasn't Been the Same Since Archie Went Off the Rails

Teenage girl #1: I mean, what's the point of dating an ugly, short, junior with herpes and acne if he doesn't even have his learner's permit?
Teenage girl #2: Shut up and eat.

Shari's Restaurant
Beaverton, Oregon

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 8, 2018
Age and ageing, Beauty, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Oregon, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, STDs, Teens

That’s What You Said About Spiral Notebooks!

Young girl, spraying perfume: These smell yucky. Who actually buys these, Mom?
Mom: Put those down. Those are for prostitutes.

Macy’s
St. Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: ChasingDori

Posted on September 4, 2018
Default, Girls, Gripes, Minnesota, Moms, Sensory experiences, Stores

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