Goths

Sixteen-year-old blonde goth: I think I want to be a lesbian.
Teenage friend: I thought you were one.

Salem, Oregon

Overheard by: Geneva

Goth girl: So, basically, I broke the law in four countries…

Dundee
Scotland

Overheard by: goldfishgirl

Goth girl: Typical, I come to your party and end up wiping white stuff off my ass.

Withrow Park
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Alex

Goth guy to goth girlfriend: Can I borrow your blood?

Rochester
England

Overheard by: Bewildered Techie

Goth girl, looking at poster: Do you think that singing Weird Al in the middle of the train counts as suspicious behavior or unusual behavior?

H Line
Denver, Colorado

Teen goth boy #1: Dude! That girl is so hot.
Teen goth boy #2: I know!I would so totally pee in her butthole.

Oak Park Mall, Kansas

Goth girl to friend: You have to know your ChapStick! ChapStick is the Colorado state bird!

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?

Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Melanie

20-something goth/thug girl: Remember the time I went to jail? I didn’t want to leave!

Denny’s
San Antonio, Texas

Overheard by: I didn’t want to be at dennys

Goth chick: Don’t talk to me about the year 2012. The year 2012 is seriously pissing me off.
Otaku chick: Try to stick around for 2013 anyway. Just trust me on this one.

University Plaza
Colorado State