Girl, surprised: A naked man??
Guy, after introspective pause: No…I prefer them in tights.
St. Paul, Minnesota
Girl, surprised: A naked man??
Guy, after introspective pause: No…I prefer them in tights.
St. Paul, Minnesota
Boy to friends: C'mon, we're going to watch Johnny pee!
New Jersey
Overheard by: CS
Guy to girl: So when you're wearing a tampon, is it like having sex 24/7?
University of Florida
Guy with hair down to waist and death metal t-shirt: I really enjoy eating animals that have the ability to eat humans.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/feeling-is-mutual-im-sure.html
Overheard by: horrified zoo-enthusiast
Boy standing in line for smoothie: That better not be sparkle lips gloss.
Girl standing with him, applying lip gloss: It is, but it has like too many sparkles.
Boy: That's even worse! (pause) My one friend woke up with a ring of sparkles around his… well, you know…
University Fair
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: ashley
Teen boy being pushed through large crowd: I feel like I'm being born!
Parking Lot
Giants Stadium, New York
Overheard by: Gaby Young
Small boy: [Runs up to his mother and hugs her around the waist.] Don’t take my soul!
Macy’s
Salem, New Hampshire
Large black dude on cell: What?!… Okay… His sperm is alive and well and kicking.
BART
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Nate
Loud guy on cell: A big colorful *what*?
UMaine
Orono, Maine
Overheard by: umm…
