Guy #1: Have you even seen Sophie's choice?
Guy #2: Yeah. Isn't the choice like, diabetes or a piano?
Guy #1: What?
University of Florida
Overheard by: Nick
Guy #1: Have you even seen Sophie's choice?
Guy #2: Yeah. Isn't the choice like, diabetes or a piano?
Guy #1: What?
University of Florida
Overheard by: Nick
20-something American guy: Hermaphrodites are real?
20-something American girl: Well, what did you think they were?
20-something American guy: I thought they were a made-up word, like “unicorn” or something.
Bar
Munich
Germany
20-something gal: Can you believe September 11th was eight years ago?
20-something guy: Really? That long? Yeah, I guess it's true.
20-something gal: A lot's changed since then. We've both lost our virginity.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Will S.
Girl: Do we have any soda?
Guy: We have Pabst. It's pretty much the same.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/04/give-that-man-blue-ribbon.html
Overheard by: sarafist
Greenpeace guy: It's never good to idolize someone who died hanging himself and jerking off.
Oregon State University
Overheard by: David
20-something guy: I'm gonna buff the shit out of my nails!
Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Cool guy to roommate: That's not even the most awkward thing you've walked in on me doing.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/286399449/so-im-giving-you-another-chance-later.html
Overheard by: I don't even want to know.
Guy #1: So how's your women studies class going?
Guy #2: Good! There's so many fine bitches.
Subway
Manhattan, New York
Dude #1: So, I'm trying to get my girlfriend to cancel her wedding to her friggin abusive boyfriend.
Dude #2: Wait! Your girlfriend?
Dude #1: Yeah, my girlfriend. Her boyfriend beats the shit out of her.
Dude #2: Word?
Dude #1: I mean, it's such a waste of money! They gotta spend money on the hotel and the reception. Such a waste, right?
Dude #2: I guess…
NYS Fair
Syracuse, New York
