Guy giving out samples: Free sausage! Try some local sausage for free! Made right here in Seattle, no preservatives!
(people walk right past stand without looking)
Guy, in same tone of voice: I will figure out where you live and burn down your houses! Free sausage! Try a sample!
Pike Place Market
Seattle, Washington
Guy: Dude, he gets so much pussy and he doesn't even want it.
Skytrain
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Arthur
Girl: I feel like, you know, I'm, like, going out with a different guy almost every single night. You know?
Guy: Well, I think that's because you're a whore.
University of Pennsylvania
Overheard by: oh well, okay
Barista at coffee shop: Can I help you, sir?
50-something man: Ah, yes. Do you have, ah, something like coffee?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/469708855/youre-going-to-have-to-settle-for-the-real-thing.html
Overheard by: the man with the mohawk
Girl on phone: So she had the baby, and now she's getting married.
Random guy walking by: Strike that, reverse it.
SFSU
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Veruca Salt
Frat guy #1: Dude, what is wrong with you tonight? You were all fidgety in there!
Frat guy #2: Yeah… You remember that blonde chick? She gave me syphilis, man. It's itchy as fuck!
Arizona State University
Overheard by: Just pretend like you didn't hear that…
Very drunk male friend to very sober, pregnant, married friend: Can I phlegm on your cleavage?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/375684186/that-just-wont-work.html
Overheard by: a connoisseur of terrible pick-up lines
Guy: All girls from Minnesota have the same thumbs.
Jerusalem
Israel
