Clearly You've Never Been to Wellesley

Boyfriend: What, forty dollars for a bra?!
Girlfriend: That's quite cheap for one.
Boyfriend: I'm glad I'm not a girl.
Girlfriend: Me too.
Boyfriend: Why's that?
Girlfriend: Because you'd be the dirtiest girl I know.

Farmers
Masterton
New Zealand

Posted on February 4, 2009
Clothes, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Money, New Zealand, Questions

Which Was Just Long Enough to Ride the Ferris Wheel

Frat boy: You know we measured his dick and it was like seven inches flaccid.

University of Virginia

Posted on February 4, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Frat boy types, Guys, Penis, Sexuality, Virginia, Weirdness

Unless “Dinner”'s the Name Of That Call Girl

Young boy: Where's daddy?
Mother: He's at home. Hypothetically he's starting dinner right now.
Slightly older boy: That's unlikely.

Bus
Bozeman, Montana

Posted on February 3, 2009
Bus, Default, Family ties, Food, Guys, Kids, Moms, Montana, Questions, Women

I'm Thinking of Transferring to Brown

Lacrosse player: Bro, dude, all I did today was play Halo and grow my hair.

overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on February 3, 2009
Default, Games, Guys, Hair, Overheard at Yale, Weirdness

I Will Now Pause to Accept Your Abuse

Manly college guy to friends: I just like to dance my way through life.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/471907136/its-working-for-charo.html

Overheard by: a. Lil.

Posted on February 1, 2009
Compare and contrast, Dancing, Default, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Weirdness

Then We Watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Her: Clown porn, clown porn, clown porn. You put that in my head.
Him: How did I put that in your head?
Her: You told me about it.
Him: No, I told you about midget porn.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/porn.html

Overheard by: b! x.

Posted on January 31, 2009
Body parts, Default, Girls, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Porn, Questions, Weirdness

Nature's Pretty Gay When You Come Right Down to It

Disappointed man to child on shoulders: Cranes aren't that great.

Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, Washington

Posted on January 30, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Tourist attractions, Washington

…No, Seriously, Check Out This Rash.

Four-year-old boy holding 20-something girl's hand: I've got jungle fever! I've got jungle fever!

Jungle Cruise Line
Walt Disney World, Florida

Posted on January 30, 2009
Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Kids, Race, Relationships

It's Like a Headline Writer's Wet Dream

College guy: This must be a joke. We live in a city called “Cumming,” we have a store called “BJ's,” and a store called “Dick's,” and a “Siemens” water tower.

Cumming, Georgia

Posted on January 29, 2009
BJs, Cum, Default, Georgia, Guys, Penis, Students, Words

You Just Know There's a Girl in There Somewhere

Guy #1, during coldest day of the year: Chicks in long johns are totally hot, though… Right?
Guy #2: Ummm. Really?
Guy #1: Yeah! I mean… Minnesota lingerie!

St. Olaf College
Northfield, Minnesota

Overheard by: Concerned for our sexuality

Posted on January 25, 2009
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Sexuality

Guys