Guy: I’ll do the work and you’ll do the Chinese dance in sexy underwear.
Angry Chinese girl: No!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html
Overheard by: ad’a
Guy: I’ll do the work and you’ll do the Chinese dance in sexy underwear.
Angry Chinese girl: No!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html
Overheard by: ad’a
Woman on porch to man on porch: I really like the way you tell Jack to get off the couch!
Pacifica, California
Girl: What smells like lemon poppy seed cupcakes?
Guy: It might be my penis.
Bayonne, New Jersey
Man on cell in very quiet bus: Look. I took the pills, I put the powder in my pants, I don't have cooties anymore!
Bus
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Kat from Tacoma
Guy (watching NuvaRing commercial): I don't know, I would think that taking one little pill every day would be less of a big deal than becoming…a cyborg.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Hipster guy, earnestly: Yeah, you’ll love her; her face is really funny!
16th & Market
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Drunk guy to friend: And it was like a mini-orgasm. I swear, it was the best pee ever.
Monash University Dorms
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Australian L
Guy #1: So, where do you meet girls?
Guy #2: You mean, at the strip club?
Guy #1: I mean the ones you don’t pay for.
Guy #2: At the strip club.
Skillman, New Jersey
Dude: There’s no way my mom’s vagina could be the Suez Canal.
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: JP
British male, contemplating the last two teabags left in the chalet: We'd best save one in case of an emergency.
Orelle
France
