Teen boy: Disneyland is the MILF capital of the world!
Vacaville, California
Teen boy: Disneyland is the MILF capital of the world!
Vacaville, California
Wannabe cowboy on cell: Dude, I gotta tell you about my STD from the silent film era! (long pause) Okay, ready? Okay: I made out with a chick who was 52 years old!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363455312/chick.html
Overheard by: hope she had a charlie chaplin mustache
Bro #1: Dude, now that you're here…
Bro #2: We can start making some fucking memories!
Michigan State University
Guy: Ohmigod, you don't look Jewish, I wouldn't have known if you didn't tell me.
Girl: Awww, thanks!
Guy: So what are you doing for the holidays?
Girl: Christmas isn't about Jesus…
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Bernadette
Guy with cigarette: I have to go home to my girlfriend.
Friend: Just fuck her for ten minutes and then meet me in the bar.
Munich
Germany
Overheard by: How romantic…
20-something geek to friends: I'm telling you guys, The Big Bang Theory is for us what Sex and the City was for lonely, depressed women.
Comic Book Shop
Metairie, Louisiana
Homeless guy to girl passing by: The economic downturn has thrown me into an existential panic! (girl looks at him quizzically) Yeah, us street folk feel that shit too.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Alessa Colaianni
Middle aged yuppie on cell: You know what we need? An emergency wine kit.
Outside the Coliseum
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Danial
Dudely dude: You know Heart of Darkness, by Marlon Brando…
Ithaca College
Ithaca, New York
