Winston Churchill Pushes the Allies to Invade Sicily

Guy on cell: I believe in signs, dude. I took a dump and it was totally shaped like a boot. I'm going to Italy.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/07/guy-discussing-his-vacation-plans.html

Overheard by: alicia

Posted on December 25, 2019
Default, Guys, On the phone, Overheard Lines, Poop, Weirdness

It Isn't Easy Buying Green.

Guy: So I got there, and they were out of the green ones, so I had to get two of the green ones to get one of the green ones!

Nikki's Cafe
Beloit, Wisconsin

Posted on December 23, 2019
Guys, Shopping, Stupidity, Weirdness, Wisconsin

I Think I've Heard This Bob Dylan Song

Drunk guy to group of teens: If you're on the moon and you ain't got no shoes, man, you're outta luck.

Rye, New York

Overheard by: Grizzzly

Posted on December 18, 2019
Advice, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, New York, Shoes, Teens, Weirdness

The New Oxyclean Commercials Aren't for Everyone

Young man on cell: So there's someone cleaning their floor with the blood of one of their relatives, and it's like…a bit much, you know?

Bus, Denmark Hill
London
England

Overheard by: trying not to turn around

Posted on December 11, 2019
Bus, Cleanliness, England, Family ties, Guys, Health & Hygiene, On the phone

Religious Differences Are Best Resolved Before Marriage

Girlfriend: So, you don't believe in vampires, right?
Boyfriend: Nope.
Girlfriend: Okay, but do you believe in ghosts?
Boyfriend: No, I told you I don't believe in that stuff.
Girlfriend: But you at least believe in witches, right?
Boyfriend: No!
Girlfriend (exasperated): Now you're just being naive!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: kingdubby