The Best Part Is, They've Trademarked That Name

Friendly waitress, serious: Would you like to order a happy ending?

Lycoming Mall
Pennsdale, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: DazedinPA

Posted on September 17, 2018
Baristas, Death & dying, Drinking & drunks, Happiness, Malls, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Words

On My Deck

Girl #1: How do you like your place?
Girl #2: I've got a huge deck!
Girl #1: You were one letter away from making me a very happy woman.
Girl #2: I was one letter away from making myself a very happy woman. If I had that, I'd go fuck myself.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: aoK

Posted on December 9, 2016
Girls, Happiness, Maryland, Masturbation, Penis, Sex

But This Time You'd Better Not Force Your Brother to Eat It

Eight-year-old boy: Hey dad, can I get deodorant?
Father: Uh, sure.
Eight-year-old boy: Yesssss!

A&P Supermarket
Totowa, New Jersey

Posted on March 11, 2016
Dads, Happiness, Kids, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Parenting, Stores

A Passion for Wind Instruments Is Rare in One So Young

Small child: Mmm! Oooh! Mmm! Mommy, that feels good when it comes out!
Mother, whispering: Shut up.

Restroom, Tanglewood
Lenox, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Stephanie

Posted on January 27, 2016
Happiness, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms

Why Gay Best Friends Were Invented

[Two 20-something guys are staring at Colleen Moore’s ornate fairy castle dollhouse.]Guy #1: Oh, man.
Guy #2: No man on earth could have ever kept this woman happy.

Museum of Science and Industry
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Joan