What Kind Of a Boy Gives Hugs, Anyway?

Man to son, coming out of restroom: After what you tried to do to Tigger I'm not sure if you deserve that.

Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Tracy

Posted on March 25, 2021
About celebrities, Dads, Default, Florida, Guys, Kids, Offers and requests, Pop culture, Tourist attractions

And Button Up Your Pants, Sweetie

Little girl: I love you, pole.
[She kisses the pole.]
Father: Don’t kiss the pole! Keep it rated G!

Outside a Dim Sum Shop
Alameda, California

Posted on March 14, 2021
Advice, California, Dads, Etiquette, Girls, Kids, Movies, Restaurants, Sexuality

Ah, the Irish Imagination

Little boy, as plane starts its descent: Oh my god! What are going to do? We are going to get stuck in the clouds! Please! Somebody help us! Help!

Dublin
Ireland

Posted on March 13, 2021
Airports & flights, Default, Guys, Ireland, Kids, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions

…Before Church.

Middle aged woman with grandchildren, at 11:30 am: I just took the kids out to breakfast and now I need to go home and have me a Jack Daniels.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/329259996/please-bring-me-with-you.html

Overheard by: Les

Posted on March 10, 2021
Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Food, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis, Women

…So Now Joe and I Are Dating.

Nine-year-old: Logan almost got a girlfriend!
Six-year-old: Really?
Nine-year-old: Yep. Remember Courtney?
Six-year-old: With the glasses?
Nine-year-old: Yeah. He asked her out on the bus, but she said no. After that, Joe was like, “I want a girlfriend,” and I was like, “yeah, I know. Me, too, buddy. Me, too.”

Swimming Pool
Louisiana

Posted on March 5, 2021
Gossip, Kids, Louisiana, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness, Wishes

B-R-I-T-N-E-Y

Little boy #1, reading flap on trash can: T-H-A-N-K-Y-O-U spells… um… Garbage!
Little boy #2, hitting boy #1: No, you dummy! Garbage starts with a ‘B’!

Burger King
Grants Pass, Oregon

Posted on March 3, 2021
Kids, Oregon, Words

Why Can't My Brother and I Be This Close?

Five-year-old girl: I farted on you, again.
Five-year-old brother: I don't care.

Shoreline, Washington

Posted on February 23, 2021
Burping & farting, Education, Kids, Washington

No! Haven't You Been Listening?

Lady 1: So they're getting married now.
Lady 2: But I thought she had a baby.
Lady 1: Yes, but it's his brother's. See, her sister wanted to be with him so she told him her sister couldn't have normal children. It turns out she's the one who can't have children.
Lady 2: Oh… so they're getting married?

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: Confused listener

Posted on February 16, 2021
Birthing, Family ties, Kids, Questions, Relationships, Stupidity, Utah, Women

Are You Still Upset About My Sandals With Black Socks?

Dad: That’s an awfully big brownie. You know it’s so big it’s a Girl Scout.
Daughter: Silence.
Dad: Hey, this is funny stuff from your dad.
(daughter stares at him in silence)

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: Tim

Posted on February 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family ties, Food, Girls, Kids, New York

Why Some Churches Have Ejector Pews

Little girl to priest: Why is it called ‘Good Friday’ if that’s when they killed Jesus?

Homestead, Florida

Posted on January 25, 2021
Florida, Jesus, Kids, Questions

Kids