Too Realistic, Huh?

Teenage girl on bus: Oh, fuck. What is this world coming to? It's like it gets worse and worse.
Teenage guy sitting beside her: What? No. This wouldn't be the worst thing that's happened. Bad things happen all the time. Think about worse things going on right now, or that have been going on, for like, forever.
Teenage girl: It feels like it's getting worse, though.
Teenage guy: But it's not, though.
Teenage girl: Yeah, but, these bad things keep happening. It always keeps happening.
(pause)
Teenage guy: I wanna go see Watchmen.
Teenage girl: Don't, I heard it's not that good.

Bus
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 6, 2015
Advice, Bus, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Movies, Offers and requests, Questions, Teens

At the Time, I Considered a March on Washington.

Girl to friend: The Oscars don't really mean shit. I mean, personally, I feel it was a crime when they overlooked Eddie Vedder for best supporting actor in singles.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 3, 2015
Crimes, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Movies, Music

It's Time to Play How Long 'Til His Head Explodes!

French metrosexual, holding up iPhone: It's from Madame Butterfly. You know it?
French bike cop: Yeah, I saw the American movie of it. With that one homosexual actor. Robbie… Robin…
British dinner guest: Robbie Williams?
American dinner guest: Robin Williams? Wait, he's not gay…
French bike cop: Yes. Him.
British dinner guest: That was Mrs Doubtfire.
American dinner guest: It's called Papillon in the US.
French metrosexual: What?

France

Posted on June 30, 2015
About celebrities, Cell phones, Cops, Foreigners, France, Movies, Names, Sexuality

Correct– Yet You Still Manage to Sound Stupid.

Princess: You guys, Johnny Depp doesn't always play dark characters. He was blonde in Secret Window!

Little Bar
Kentucky

Overheard by: Dead Betty

Posted on June 23, 2015
About celebrities, Bars & Clubs, Character, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Kentucky, Movies

Not to Mention the Right to Bear Claws

Dumb blonde: Our Bill of Rights is so cool… Everyone must own a cat. And the Lion King.

San Diego, California

Posted on June 5, 2015
Animals, California, Chicks, Movies, Politics, Stupidity

In This Month's Cosmo: “How to Get Guys to Watch Chick Flicks”

Girl: Yeah, but he has a really nice penis. I like to play with it while we watch movies.

overheardattcnj.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Overheard at TCNJ

Posted on December 4, 2014
Beauty, Compliments, Default, Girls, Movies, Other sites, Penis, Time Management

Tonight, on Frigid Jones's Diary…

Girl: Did you see American Pie last night?
Guy: American Pie? But that's a dirty movie, I thought you were frigid.
Girl: I am frigid but I still watch tv.

Kerry Foods
Ireland

Posted on November 8, 2014
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Ireland, Movies, Sex, Technology

Well, We Will Be Running Around in Diapers Before We Know It.

Older woman: Want to go see the movie Babies tonight at 7:30?
Older man: Mmmmmmmmmmmm…
Older woman: It's too late for it to inspire us!

Coffee Shop
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Greg

Posted on August 2, 2010
Georgia, Kids, Movies, Offers and requests, Old folks, Pregnancy, Stores

But With Bottled Water

Male college student, about 30-town boil water order: I feel like I'm in Mad Max!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Jean

Posted on July 18, 2010
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Massachusetts, Movies, Students

Um, Vampire Style?

19-year-old girl #1: You know, I just a want a man I can sit naked with, watch Dead Poets Society, and then write a song about it afterwards.
19-year-old girl #2: Edward would totally do that for Bella.
19-year-old girl #3: You should leave Ryan.
19-year-old girl #2: Tell Ryan he can suck your dick.

Coffee Shop
Johannesburg
South Africa

Overheard by: Aeleron

Posted on July 16, 2010
Africa, Girls, Insults, Movies, Music, Stores, Wishes

Movies