Audrina from The Hills: Explained.

Woman #1, washing hands: What happened to your chin?
Woman #2: Oh! Uh, Justin head-butted me.
Woman #1: He what?
Woman #2: Oh, well, not like on purpose or anything, just, like, while we were messing around, or whatever.
Woman #1: Mmmmm…
Woman #2: Yeah, I was in like a bad accident when I was a kid so my face doesn't take blunt force trauma very well since then.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on November 11, 2021
Body parts, New York, Weirdness, Women

Arlene Was Quickly Eliminated at the Grammar Rodeo

Middle aged redneck woman: Yeah, or I'm gonna get more sicker!
Redneck friend: There's no such thing as “more sicker.” It's a double negative.
Middle aged redneck woman: Yeah! Double sicker!

Oneonta, New York

Overheard by: Caroline

Posted on November 9, 2021
Default, Maladies, New York, Rednecks, Stupidity, Women, Words

The Worst Case Scenario for The Gap's PR Department

Woman on cell: Uh, yeah, I'm standing in, uh… Old Navy. See you in a bit!

The Gap, Crossgates Mall
Albany, New York

Overheard by: unhappy gapper

Posted on November 6, 2021
Default, Geography, Malls, New York, Stupidity, Women

If Only the UN Were This Tolerant

Guy #1: … And he’d just sit in the back at these meetings listening, and every now and then he’d say something really intelligent — really eloquent, you know? And we’d all be like, ‘Wow, that was amazing,’ and then we’d notice his testicles were out.
Guy #2: Damn, I miss that guy.

Sub Connection, Ithaca College
New York

Overheard by: BLT on a garlic wrap

Posted on October 29, 2021
Gossip, Guys, New York

…Next to Making Undergrads Uncomfortable.

Professor: I advise you all to make love, at least once, outside in the rain. It's the best feeling in the world.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Mackenzie

Posted on October 11, 2021
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Feelings, New York, Sex, Teachers, Weather

But If I Did, I'd Advise You to Go with the Heart-Shaped Nipple Clamps

Dad to son, passing Valentine's Day t-shirt display: These are kind of nice for your mom, no?
Son: It's for mom, what do I care?

City Center Mall
White Plains, New York

Overheard by: Nathan

Posted on September 23, 2021
Clothes, Dads, Default, Family ties, Guys, Kids, Malls, New York, Questions

…Now That We've Invented These Little Wagons for Them.

Older teenager: Go get me my Clif Bar!
Little girl, eating ice cream sandwich: I will, but I don't want my ice cream to melt.
Older teenager, very annoyed: Bring it with you. You know an ice cream sandwich is portable!

Starbucks
Manhattan, New York

Posted on September 10, 2021
Bars & Clubs, Food, Girls, New York, Offers and requests, Teens, Wishes

…Remember When We Used to Talk About Politics?

60-year-old man #1: Do you get the Disney channel?
60-year-old man #2: I sure do!
60-year-old man #1: Do you ever watch Kim Possible?
60-year-old man #2: It's my favorite show!
60-year-old man #1: No way! Me too!
60-year-old man #2, attempting to sing: Call me, beep me, if ya' wanna reach me!
60-year-old man #1: (silence)
60-year-old man #2: I like the naked rat.

Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy, New York

Overheard by: Bacon