We Predict the Expression “Fantasy Bar” Will Soon Sweep the Nation

Teen girl eating Fantasy Bar brownie: You want some of my Fantasy Bar?
Male friend, suddenly paying attention: What? Heck yes, it's about time!

Union Station
Washington, DC

Posted on June 9, 2009
Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Teens, Washington, DC

Jerry Springer Expands to Foreign Markets.

Mother to teen son: Your hair needs a cut.
Teen son: Your face needs a cut.
Dad: Your face needs a punch!

Ebdentown
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on June 8, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family, Guys, Hair, Moms, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Teens, Violence

Re-Enacting the Last Supper with Milk Just Wasn't As Fun

Girl #1: Wanna go to bible study with me tonight? It's really fun! It's gonna be at Stubbs and there'll be free bbq.
Girl #2: You're having bible study at a bar?

University of Texas at Austin

Overheard by: Nicole

Posted on June 7, 2009
Christianity, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Texas

But Good Luck Finding Feminist Theory There

Frazzled student at exam pick-up room: Where can I find religion?
Exam worker: The Catholic church across the street?

Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Mary

Posted on June 6, 2009
Christianity, Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Questions, Religion, Students

Does That Sound Dirty to Anyone Else?

Teen boy to friends: Wait, how the hell did we start talking about the Swedish mafia?
Teen girl three tables away, leaping out of seat very excitedly: I want a Swedish muffin!

Cafeteria, Corona del Sol High School
Chandler, Arizona

Posted on June 5, 2009
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

Makes You Want to Roll Around in Her, Huh?

Cute girl: This lotion is great! I actually have it on now, and keep smelling myself!
Teen boy, dragged in by his mother: Really? Can I smell you?
Cute girl: Sure! Smell me!
Teen boy: Wow, you do smell great! Mom, smell her!

Soap Store
New York City, New York

Posted on June 4, 2009
Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Sensory experiences, Stores, Teens

Anyone Else Find This Lady Frightening?

Short girl hugging friend: Let's make CocoRosie jokes and spoon.

Basketball Game
Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts

Overheard by: sounds pretty nice to me

Posted on June 3, 2009
Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Music, Offers and requests, Relationships

Dear Abby– My Friend Has an “Awkward” Husband…

Woman #1: Oh my god, Jason Statham is so hot! I want to funk him so bad!
Woman #2: I know! When you're done, I'm next!
Hubby of woman #1: And when they're done, I want to smell his cock.

Islip, New York

Overheard by: Who is Jason Statham?