Upset girl on cell: When I say I'm going to call and I don't call, I just don't see why you can't call to see why I didn't call!
Fort Bragg, North Carolina
Upset girl on cell: When I say I'm going to call and I don't call, I just don't see why you can't call to see why I didn't call!
Fort Bragg, North Carolina
Black girl #1: It looks like you're wearing underwear.
Black girl #2: I am wearing underwear.
Black girl #1: Oh okay.
Black girl #2: Wanna see?
Black girls surrounding: No!
Jackson Memorial High School
Jackson, New Jersey
Student: Would it be possible for the situation to be reversed?
Professor: Well… (talks in circles for 5 minutes) So I will say yes, but the answer is no.
Graduate Classroom
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Hobo: Anyone got a dollar? I'm hungry as hell.
Fat girl: Here you go, man. (gives him a five)
Hobo: Thank you! Thank you! Now, see, because she's fat–no, I say healthy. I like my women healthy, gives me something to grab onto. Now, because she's fat, she knows I got to eat!
Fat girl: Umm…
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Father to four-year-old: Stop spanking the eggplant!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Kay
Hobo: Excuse me, miss. Can you tell me something about ostriches?
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Jonesy
Guy #1: Dude, I gotta tell you about this lemon coffee cake.
Guy #2: I said no!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/408802734/sensitive-subject.html
Overheard by: oh geeze.
Mother: Do you want to go poop on mommy's floor, or make in the potty?
Two-year-old: The potty!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: meg
Strange, awkward tall guy, putting down a math magazine: I noticed that you didn't finish your pretzel cheese.
Girl across the table doing homework (mystified): No, I guess I didn't.
Strange, awkward tall guy: I was going to ask for it, but then I realized I don't have anything to dip in it.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Overheard by: It was a small pretzel
40-something tourist woman: But is it beneficial for your toaster?
40-something tourist woman #2: Umm…do I really have to answer that?
Underground Mall
Montreal, Canadia
Overheard by: Yes, yes you do.
