Teacher scolding student: Do you want a cookie? Do you want a cookie? No, you don't deserve a cookie!
Canadia
Teacher scolding student: Do you want a cookie? Do you want a cookie? No, you don't deserve a cookie!
Canadia
Bag lady: Any money you can spare for the homeless?
College girl: No, I'm sorry.
Bag lady: Well, fuck you, you sexy bitch!
Washington, DC
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Agitated smoker on phone: I'm going to jail tomorrow! I just wanted to spend one night with you! What do you mean you can't be bothered?
Newcastle
Australia
Overheard by: Isabel
Woman to husband, facing large sign saying “Carolina Mall”: Can we get to the mall from here?
Charlotte, North Carolina
Customer looking up at menu board: Umm, I'll have the “German chock a lotta cock.”
(girl scooping ice cream looks horrified)
Customer, now pointing: The “German chock a lotta cock.” It's right there.
Ice cream girl: It's pronounced “German chocolate cake.”
Cold Stone Creamery
Fountain Valley, California
Overheard by: RL
Upset girl on cell: When I say I'm going to call and I don't call, I just don't see why you can't call to see why I didn't call!
Fort Bragg, North Carolina
Black girl #1: It looks like you're wearing underwear.
Black girl #2: I am wearing underwear.
Black girl #1: Oh okay.
Black girl #2: Wanna see?
Black girls surrounding: No!
Jackson Memorial High School
Jackson, New Jersey
Student: Would it be possible for the situation to be reversed?
Professor: Well… (talks in circles for 5 minutes) So I will say yes, but the answer is no.
Graduate Classroom
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Hobo: Anyone got a dollar? I'm hungry as hell.
Fat girl: Here you go, man. (gives him a five)
Hobo: Thank you! Thank you! Now, see, because she's fat–no, I say healthy. I like my women healthy, gives me something to grab onto. Now, because she's fat, she knows I got to eat!
Fat girl: Umm…
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Father to four-year-old: Stop spanking the eggplant!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Kay
