We Always Thought They Went to Smith

Girl, entering the library with a large phallic diorama: People! Where do the vaginas go?

Public Library
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on December 4, 2009
Girls, Oregon, Penis, Questions, Vagina

How Far Will This Bus Token Get Me?

Old lady to female bus driver: I need to get laid.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: exactly

Posted on November 17, 2009
Bus, Bus drivers, Old folks, Oregon, Public transportation, Sex, Wishes, Women

…”The Lord” to You Christians and Jews

Teacher, lecturing on post WWII German artwork: Creepy sneaky guy is watching you!

History Class
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on October 28, 2009
Class, Education, Oregon, Teachers, Threats, Weirdness

That's Not the Jesus Story I've Heard

Greenpeace guy: It's never good to idolize someone who died hanging himself and jerking off.

Oregon State University

Overheard by: David

Posted on September 30, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Guys, Masturbation, Oregon, Violence, Weirdness

Reader Poll: Is This Racist?

Girl: Promise me you won't fall in love with a Mexican while you're gone and leave me forever.
Boy: You're so racist sometimes.
Girl: I can't help it!

International Airport
Portland, Oregon

Posted on September 10, 2009
Airports & flights, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Race

And She Says Yes

Quirky college student: You know it's love when you ask “please, can I suck your dick?”
Friend: Word.

Willamette University
Salem, Oregon

Posted on September 2, 2009
BJs, Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Offers and requests, Oregon, Penis, Students

Salem's Kind Of a Dead Town

Gay hairdresser: Ew, I don't think I could handle seeing dead people all gross and stuff!
Teenage girl getting haircut: You know, it's really not that bad… I kinda like it!
Straight hairdresser: Working downtown scares me sometimes…

Salem, Oregon