Man on cell: I'll see you then. You have a sexy voice… It's nice!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: ktjane
Man on cell: I'll see you then. You have a sexy voice… It's nice!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: ktjane
College student to roommate: My family heirloom is a neon beer light. And a coffee mug.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Larissa
Old lady to female bus driver: I need to get laid.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: exactly
Greenpeace guy: It's never good to idolize someone who died hanging himself and jerking off.
Oregon State University
Overheard by: David
Girl: Promise me you won't fall in love with a Mexican while you're gone and leave me forever.
Boy: You're so racist sometimes.
Girl: I can't help it!
International Airport
Portland, Oregon
Quirky college student: You know it's love when you ask “please, can I suck your dick?”
Friend: Word.
Willamette University
Salem, Oregon
Gay hairdresser: Ew, I don't think I could handle seeing dead people all gross and stuff!
Teenage girl getting haircut: You know, it's really not that bad… I kinda like it!
Straight hairdresser: Working downtown scares me sometimes…
Salem, Oregon
Teen daughter: Mom, what does an orgasm feel like?
Mom, looking at older daughter: Ask your sister, she'd probably know better than I would.
Portland, Oregon
