Older woman on phone: June* is in jail right now, but she'll be into work a little later.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/349982709/hopefully-following-a-shower.html
Overheard by: o_o
Older woman on phone: June* is in jail right now, but she'll be into work a little later.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/349982709/hopefully-following-a-shower.html
Overheard by: o_o
Teenage girl #1 to others in feminine products aisle: When do you douche?
Teenage girl #2: I don't know, when do you douche?
(group of teenage girls giggle hysterically)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362504180/where-are-their-mothers.html
Overheard by: personally, I prefer Thursdays
Dad: Buddy, you have to breathe. You can't hold your breath forever.
Son: No! I'm never going to breathe again. I hate it!
Dad: Sounds good.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/368530938/thats-one-way-to-solve-it.html
Overheard by: kaybay
Manager of restaurant to guy leaving restroom: I know we don't have paper towels in there. I am getting some right now.
Guy: It's okay. I never wash my hands anyway.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362523566/dont-come-back-now.html
Overheard by: that guy's girlfriend
Middle aged drunk white lady, seriously: Dude, where's my car?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363293196/its-just-so-sad.html
Overheard by: unicorn lover
Guy on crowded bus to friend: My undies are going to smell like Mexican food for a day and a half.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363428193/thats-what-happens-when-you-crap-your-pants.html
Overheard by: I don't want to know
Coworker #1: Our courageous leader tells me our people have fallen on hard times and though the metaphorical rain may fall, our perseverance will prevail, and triumph will soon be ours.
Coworker #2: Weird, dude. Hey, wanna order Jimmy John's with me?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/325426427/is-all-that-really-necessary.html
Overheard by: coworker #3
Crazy woman on cell: Yeah, you know, I just… I really think we're meant to be together. I can't stop thinking about you. I mean I feel bad I lost you… (brief pause) but I mean I saw this psychic and she said we're totally meant to be, so yeah… (pause again) Well, I mean if you don't care that I slept with so many guys while we were together, maybe we could try again?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/330195824/building-the-foundations-for-success.html
Overheard by: aiden
Girl: Good luck with that. You'll end up with barbed wire embedded in your genitals if you go there on foot. And I'll say I told you so.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328217463/i-do-not-want-to-know.html
Overheard by: Jon
Woman: So, now they're testing for incest.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328222687/theres-nothing-science-cant-do.html
Overheard by: Me
