Also Why Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton Dueled

Bro #1: So, how did the fight start?
Bro #2: Who knows, something about some guy's girlfriend getting pissed on.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434074735/again-4.html

Overheard by: looks like R. Kelly is making his rounds.

Posted on June 8, 2011
Frat boy types, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Questions, Violence

Lucky!

Girl #1: Hey, are you going to use the bathroom?
Girl #2: Oh, no… I have a urinary tract infection, so I can't pee.

Loyola University
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on May 16, 2011
Girls, Illinois, Maladies, Pee, Questions

At Which Point You're Supposed to Make a Wish

Thug in shadows: But when you pee on a rock it bounces back at you!

Ridgewood, New Jersey

Posted on December 6, 2010
Advice, Geography, New Jersey, Pee, Thugs, Weirdness

…And No Sharesies!

Guy walking into bathroom: Hey, is that your beer on top of that urinal?
Guy using urinal: You know it!

Prince Edward Tavern
Hamilton
Canadia

Overheard by: M@

Posted on August 20, 2010
Bars & Clubs, Canadia, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Pee, Questions, Restroom

With Each Revelation, the Female Mystery Only Deepens

Blind old lady to old lady friend: Oh my, you started peeing so fast.
Old lady friend: Yes, it's because I stand up.
Blind old lady: Ohhhh…
Old lady friend: Yes, not a lot of women know how to stand up, you know.
Blind old lady: Yes, that's true. My mother used to stand.

CSULA Women's Bathroom
California

Overheard by: itshahaholly

Posted on May 25, 2010
California, Disabled, Friends, Gender issues, Old folks, Parenting, Pee, Restroom

Plus, I Learned to Use a Urinal

Barely legal drunk blonde: Oh my god, I just walked into the guys' washroom. There were guys at the urinals!
Barely legal drunk brunette: It's okay, you were just breaking down gender dichotomies.

Karaoke Bar
Canadia

Overheard by: Tiffany

Posted on December 28, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Bimbettes, Canadia, Drunks, Gender issues, Pee, Sexuality

She's Awfully Peesnickety

Drunk guy: I'm so happy I'm a guy. I don't have to wipe after I pee.
Tipsy girl: You should really wipe if you want Lisa* to suck your dick.

Bayonne, New Jersey

Posted on December 24, 2009
BJs, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Happiness, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Pee, Penis, Sexuality, Stupidity, Wishes

We Warned You About Drinking from the Open Bottles

NYU guy in audience during group skits: PBR doesn't taste as good on a Sunday morning as it did last night at the party.
NYU girl in audience during group skits: Yeah, I'm like, “someone might as well just piss in my mouth instead.”

Rock Hill, New York

Overheard by: I think I'll still go with the PBR