Finally, a Version Of “You're Having My Baby” Your Editors Like

Nasty smoking girl on cell: So did your girlfriend cry when she found out that I'm having your baby? (pause) Haha, that is so funny, I so thought she would!

Adelaide
Australia

Overheard by: hayley

Posted on March 3, 2010
Australia, Infidelity, On the phone, Pregnancy

It Also Slices, Dices, and Makes Julienne Fries

Shopper: I don't think I would trust a pregnancy test from a dollar store.
Cashier: Oh, it works. Trust me.

Montgomery, Alabama

Overheard by: not pregnant

Posted on February 15, 2010
Alabama, Customers, Employees, Money, Pregnancy

Ooh, and Some Scrambled Eggs!

Girl to friend: I'm going to order a pint. Or do we just want to split a pitcher?
Friend: I'm pregnant, remember?
Girl: Oh, yeah. But I thought you were planning to abort it?
Friend: I am. (sighs) Okay, let's get a pitcher.

Bar
Zwankendamme
Belgium

Posted on December 27, 2009
Abortion, Bars & Clubs, Belgium, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Pregnancy, Questions, Wishes

The Difference Between Long-term and Short-term Thinking, Encapsulated

Girlfriend: How would you feel if I told you I was pregnant?
Boyfriend: Are you pregnant? Because if you are, I'm cumin' in you.

Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on December 27, 2009
Couples, Cum, Feelings, Indiana, Pregnancy, Questions

…Why Do You Think I'm Gay?

Crying girl: I have always wanted to have kids, you know? Now I can't.
Friend: It's really not that bad.
Crying girl: No, the doctor said I can never get pregnant!
Friend: Look at it this way: you can have tons of sex and never have to worry about it. I think it's a pretty sweet deal!
Random guy: I agree with you, sista.

San Francisco, California

Posted on December 1, 2009
Friends, Girls, Kids, Pregnancy, San Francisco, Sex, Strangers, Wishes

Some Quotes Leave Your Editors Wanting to Hear Less

Girl to group: You guys! Everyone who has not had this fetus in their rectum is still a virgin!

Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, New York

Posted on November 6, 2009
Ass, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, New York, Pregnancy, Stupidity, Virginity

Thank God Babies Come Housebroken.

20-something pregnant girl to baby daddy: I don't think we can handle a pet.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/304049831/too-late.html

Overheard by: babies are way easier.

Posted on October 14, 2009
Animals, Dads, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis, Preggers, Pregnancy

Though I Notice You Are Cultivating Quite an Impressive Beer-Gut

College girl #1, walking past maternity section: That's a cute dress.
College girl #2: Yeah, I don't have the boobs to wear it.
College girl #1: Oh, that's a cute one too!
College girl #2: You don't have the fetus to fill out that dress.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/filler.html

Overheard by: m.

Posted on October 13, 2009
Clothes, Clothing, Comebacks, Overheard in PDX, Pregnancy, Rack, Students

…Under “Skills”.

Blonde: I have this theory that babies who were born late are like always late to stuff. And babies who were born early, like premature, are always early.
Friend: Really?
Blonde: Yeah, it's like, on my resume.

Brisbane
Australia

Posted on October 9, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Pregnancy, Science

I Promised My Mom

Girl with friends walking by my door: No, no… sixteen! Sixteen is the age to get pregnant.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/269132103/only-if-youre-trapping-someone-into-marriage.html

Overheard by: Did I miss something?

Posted on October 1, 2009
Advice, Age and ageing, Friends, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pregnancy, Stupidity

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