It's a Prerequisite for Graduation.

Professor: How old are you?
Visiting high school student: Seventeen.
Professor: And you're not married? Well, you've come to the right place!

Freed-Hardeman University
Henderson, Tennessee

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on June 17, 2015
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Education, Questions, Relationships, Students, Teachers, Tennessee

Oh, Leave Pippi Longstocking Alone.

Sister: I fucking hate her.
Brother: Why? Because she's getting more action than you or because she's corrupting our youth?

Denver, Colorado

Posted on June 17, 2015
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, Siblings

And Burroing in for the Winter

Women in heels on cell: What? You had sex with a junkie? A junkie? (pause) Oh, a *donkey*. I see. (pause) So I guess you were drunk.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: walking & talking

Posted on June 15, 2015
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Massachusetts, On the phone, Questions, Sex, Women, Words

What's That All Over the Seat?

Pink-haired teen: You've never been on the bus before? Oh my god, we totally stole your bus virginity!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/04/does-that-make-you-busslut.html

Overheard by: 66

Posted on June 15, 2015
Default, Public transportation, Questions, Teens, Virginity, Weirdos of Winnipeg

She Heard It Was an Island and Expects to Find Palm Trees

Tipsy chick: Why is she wearing a bra-top to Alcatraz?

The Big Hunt Bar
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on June 13, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Clothes, Default, Questions, Stupidity, Washington, DC

That Is Correct.

Teacher: Did you hear Germany got a new polar bear?
German exchange student: Shiza!
Guy: What’s wrong with polar bears?
German exchange student: Ugh… You have no idea.

Grady High School
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on June 13, 2015
Animals, Default, Foreigners, Georgia, Guys, Poop, Questions, Students, Teachers

But Slightly More Than Salt and Pepa

Sociology professor: Today, we'll be talking about sex.
(students mumble)
Sociology professor: I heard that. (pause) How much do I know about it? Well, I can tell you: less than my cheating ex-girlfriend.

University Classroom
Virginia

Overheard by: Nicole

Posted on June 12, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Infidelity, Questions, Sex, Teachers, Virginia

One Problem with the Global Village

Boy to hot girl: Hey, how's it going?
Hot girl, in French: I'm speaking in French so that you won't know what I'm talking about and will think that I can't speak English.
Boy, in French: Oh really? I know French too!

Bus
New York City, New York