A Kayak? Ohhh, a Kayak— Gotcha.

Middle-aged man: So, how is your husband?
Middle-aged woman: He left me three years ago.
Man: Oh. (awkward/embarrassed laugh) I'm sorry to hear that.
Woman: It's okay, I bought myself a kayak.

Charlottesville, Virginia

Posted on May 16, 2009
Default, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Virginia, Weirdness, Women

So They'll Take Care Of the Dogs

Guy #1: No man, I told her I don't want kids. I just want dogs.
Guy #2: Then why not just have kids?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on May 15, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Kids, New York, Questions

Remember the Days When I Was the Only One?

Old woman to young stranger: Is that your mother?
Young woman: No, bitch. That's my bitch.
Old woman to friend: Kids have way too many bitches these days.

Union Station
Washington, DC

Posted on May 15, 2009
Default, Family ties, Kids, Old folks, Public transportation, Questions, Strangers, Washington, DC, Women

Isn't That, Like, Forbidden by the Bible?

Dude on cell: You are a liar. We talked about this before. (5 minutes later) Did you wash the red comforter? (pause) So you think I'm just going to sleep in the bed where she got her pussy juice?

Koreatown
Los Angeles, California

Posted on May 14, 2009
California, Default, Guys, Lies, Questions, Vagina

But, Like, Why Do They Always Salivate When I Ring This Bell?

Professor: How do you feel about presenting?
Student: Nervous. I don't like talking in front of people.
Professor: These aren't people, these are students!
Students: (silence)
Professor: That's not a nice thing to say. You can't believe I just said that, can you?

UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: CR