From Goonies?

Girl #1: So you got drunk in a church?
Girl #2: Yeah, sort of. There's a bar in the basement.
Girl #1: But isn't that, like, sacrilegious? I mean, isn't slosh one of the seven deadly sins?
Girl #2: Uh, I think you mean “sloth.”

Ronnie's Local
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: LB

Posted on May 7, 2009
Canadia, Christianity, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Questions, Words

Same with Underaged Hookers

Dude #1: Do you smoke?
Dude #2: No.
Dude #1: You should. It's really cheap here.

Java
Indonesia

Overheard by: not the person who overheard this (whatupM!!! : P)

Posted on May 6, 2009
Advice, Asia, Default, Guys, Money, Questions, Smoking

You've Been Spending Too Much Time with Raspy Aunt Selma

Three-year-old: Pick me up some cigarettes! I need a smoke!
Dad: What did you just say!?

Kansas

Posted on May 5, 2009
Dads, Default, Guys, Kansas, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Smoking

I'd Say White Is Fairly Accurate

Son, yelling from back of bus: Mom, what color is Jewish?
Mother: (sinks lower into her seat, pretends not to hear)
Son, yelling again: Well…is it white? Is it tan?

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Freda

Posted on May 5, 2009
Default, Family ties, Guys, Kids, Questions, Religion, San Francisco

AIDS Is Too Political

Guy on cell: So I'm just sticking with gonorrhea…that way, no one will ask any questions.

Haight Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Adriana

Posted on May 3, 2009
Default, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Sex, STDs, Weirdness

Have You Considered Sarah Lawrence?

Girl #1: Let me suggest to you…
Girl #2 (interrupting): Why can't I take like drugs or sex? Something that interests me? Not like race… Not that it isn't that interesting… Not that I'm racist. I'm not a racist. (nervous laugh)

Long Island University, New York

Overheard by: Reena

Posted on May 2, 2009
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drugs, Girls, New York, Questions, Race, Sex

Tell Me You Didn't Get It Just to Use That Line?

Girl: Yeah, my husband's in Iraq. And I just got a boob job! How do you like my rack?

High School Reunion
Michigan

Posted on May 2, 2009
Body parts, Default, Geography, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

The Big Ones Are Making My Tummy Ache

Cute little girl: Daddy, can we eat a little pigeon?

São Paulo
Brazil

Posted on May 1, 2009
Birds, Brazil, Default, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Questions

A Venti Boy, If You Catch My Drift.

Barista #1: Katie, can you make one more tall Americano?
Barista #2: Katie, can you make one black straight boy love me?

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Rook

Posted on May 1, 2009
Baristas, Default, Feelings, Offers and requests, Questions, Race, Washington

As Seen in Two Girls, One Cut

Male suit: Did you know that the most common cosmetic surgery these days is vaginal rejuvenation?
Female suit: “Vaginal rejuvenation,” that's a mouthful.

Starbucks
New York

Overheard by: Caged Monkey

Posted on May 1, 2009
Default, Girls, Guys, New York, Questions, Restaurants, Suits, Vagina, Words

Questions