Then I Watched the Wheels in His Mind Go Round and Round

Woman to friend: He told me last night he had a baby girl named Traley. I asked him if that was short for trailer park.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on March 21, 2009
Default, Family ties, Names, Questions, Tennessee, Women

Yes and Yes!

Female employee, seeing lunch being prepared: Oh, Kielbasa! I love Kielbasa! You know how I like my Kielbasa?
(pause)
Fireman #1: On your knees?
Fireman #2: In your mouth?

Maine

Posted on March 20, 2009
Body parts, Default, Employees, Feelings, Food, Girls, Guys, Maine, Mouth, Questions

That Rug Really Ties the Room Together

Girl student: So, the Federal Government is like, a puppy, like (giggle) they're so cute… And like, you want to just cuddle them, then they're naughty and it's bad.
Teacher: Kelly, could you please explain a bit more? I'm not getting your reasoning here.
Girl student: Well…they do good things, and it's cute, then they like pee on your rug, and it's bad.
Teacher: I promise you, the next time a member of the Federal Government pees on my rug, I will go bonkers.

Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: Tizri

Posted on March 19, 2009
Animals, Beauty, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Pee, Questions, Students, Teachers

Dakota Fanning, Parker Posey and Carlos Mencia Failed to Light Up the Small Screen

Young daughter to white mother: You fell in love with a Mexican?
White mom: Yes, I did.
Mexican dad: Unfortunately.

El Fenix
Texas

Posted on March 19, 2009
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Feelings, Girls, Kids, Mexicans, Moms, Questions, Restaurants, Texas

Canadian or Retarded? The Controversy Continues.

Girl #1: So how is your new class going?
Girl #2: I don't know yet. We just found out there's a presentation that's worth 20%.
Girl #1: That sucks.
Girl #2: Yeah, and like, it's not easy either, like we have to think!

Ryerson University
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Lookforthewoman

Posted on March 19, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Stupidity

Like All Parents, We Were Hoping for a Little Lesbian

Seven-year-old-daughter: I'm sorry, daddy, but I love crafts!
Father: I know…can't you find another hobby?
Seven-year-old-daughter: No, daddy, it's going to be just like at camp!
Father: Yeah, your mother and I should have switched you at the hospital.

Michael's
Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Diana

Posted on March 19, 2009
Dads, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Kids, New Jersey, Questions

Guys' Moments Like That Generally Involve Porn

Curly-haired brunette: Do you ever have moments when you see someone on the street and think, “hmmm, that looks like someone I've seen in Facebook pictures!”?
Straight-haired brunette: Yeah. I also have moments when I see someone on the street and think, “haven't I slept with you?”
Curly-haired brunette: Heh. That's a classic.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Poogins

Posted on March 18, 2009
Default, Girls, Internet, Questions, San Francisco, Sex

And Lip Rings Are Less Work Than Babies

Customer to cashier with lip rings: Okay, two questions. One, did that hurt?
Cashier: Um, not as much as I thought it would.
Customer: Second question, why did you do that?!
Cashier, speechless: Uhm…honestly…
Friend of customer: Ah, hell man, because she likes it. Shit!

Music Store
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: I've got metal in my face too…