I'm Like, “Look at All These Dishes– What's Your Problem?”

Drunk 40-year-old dude #1, standing in line for the bathroom: Well, there are four sinks. We only need two with the number of people I've seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40-year-old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was peeing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.

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Overheard by: slight overshare

Posted on July 2, 2020
Default, Feelings, Guys, Memory lane, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Relationships, Restroom

My Parents Are Native American. What's It to You?

Drunk guy, walking into bathroom: Hey, you are at my pisser!
Sober guy at urinal: I didn't realize your name was “push to flush.”

Bar
Michigan

Overheard by: I wasn't looking

Posted on April 2, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Comebacks, Drunks, Guys, Michigan, Names, Pee, Restroom

If He Asked You Out, He Probably Likes Crazy Drag Queens

Girl looking at herself in the mirror to stranger: Do I look crazy? Do I look like a drag queen? I'm on a first date and I'm really nervous.

Bar Bathroom
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on January 26, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Default, Fears, Feelings, Girls, Illinois, Questions, Restroom

There Is a Downside to Thong Underwear

Concerned-looking sorority girl, walking out of bathroom stall: Oh my god guys, do you really think my butt smells like ass?

Bathroom
University of Idaho

Overheard by: CrayonCake

Posted on December 20, 2018
Ass, Idaho, Questions, Restroom, Sensory experiences, Sorority types, Stupidity

But I Still Adored Gone with the Wind.

Naked dude #1: I'm really surprised by how long it is.
Naked dude #2: Yeah… It's quite long.

Locker Room
Kansas City, Missouri

Posted on December 4, 2018
Bragging, Compare and contrast, Guys, Missouri, Penis, Restroom

Really? I Was Just Talking About You!

Girl #1: Oh my god, I'm so glad Sammy didn't come tonight.
Girl #2: I'm Sammy.

Women's Bathroom
Adelaide
Australia

Overheard by: I was in a cubicle. Oh, to have seen their faces.

Posted on October 8, 2018
Australia, Girls, Happiness, Names, Restroom, Weirdness

Isn't This a Show on TLC?

Guy to girl: I know these people out in Colorado, and they're like totally brother and sister, and they're married! I mean, they had to sign something saying they'd never have children, but they're totally married!

Nightclub Bathroom
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: RW

Posted on February 15, 2018
Family ties, Guys, Missouri, Relationships, Restroom, Weirdness

Last Time I Tried That, the Other Girl and I Both Ended Up with Concussions

(women's restroom, a man in a Santa suit enters)
Drunk woman: Hey, you're not a boy!
Restroom attendant: You mean he's not a girl.
Drunk woman: Yeah, you're not a girl!
Drunk Santa: Ho ho ho, ladies! I just wanted to see what you wanted for Christmas!
Drunk woman: Huh?
Restroom attendant: I want money, haha!
Drunk Santa: Then cross your labia, ladies, and merry Christmas!
(he leaves)
Drunk woman: Wait, what?

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Elizabeth

Posted on October 19, 2016
Default, Drunks, Guys, Illinois, Insults, Money, Restroom, Santa Claus, Vagina, Wishes, Women

It Was the Best Of News, It Was the Worst Of News

Young girl in stall with mother: Mommy, what's that?
Mother to young girl: It's called pubic hair, sweetie…all women have it. When you get older, someday you will get some.
Young girl, mortified: Nooooooooooo!

Mall Restroom
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Monica

Posted on March 18, 2016
Age and ageing, Hair, Kids, Malls, Moms, Parenting, Questions, Restroom, Should have used a condom, Vagina, Washington, DC

Or, Put More Eloquently, “What What (In the Butt)?”

Woman on toilet: What the fuck is going on with my ass?

Medford, Massachusetts

Posted on March 12, 2016
Ass, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Poop, Questions, Restroom, Women