Why Are You Even Here, Mary Anne?

Teen to friend at urinal: How many people do you think have whacked off into this urinal?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/339361199/just-you-little-buddy.html

Overheard by: seriously?

Posted on December 13, 2009
Friends, Masturbation, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Restroom, Teens

Or Clean Up the Blood Again

Girl #1: So my mom is getting married to that guy she met on the internet.
Girl #2: Internet? He might be a serial killer!
Girl #1: Yeah, but she lives in Florida, so at least I don't have to hear about it.

Bathrooms
Cinema, Illinois

Posted on October 8, 2009
Family ties, Girls, Illinois, Internet, Murder, Parenting, Relationships, Restroom

These Are the Moments They'll Cherish Forever

Mom to six-year-old daughter: Naiya, you better not be swimming in that toilet, or I will punch you in the neck!

Restaurant Bathroom
Delaware

Overheard by: Laughing Neighbor

Posted on September 24, 2009
Body parts, Delaware, Family ties, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Restaurants, Restroom, Threats, Weirdness

Hold On– Lemme Just Wipe It for Her

Annoyed lady on cell in bathroom stall: Mmm- hmmm… uh-huh, mmm-hmm, yep. Oh, before that, can you tell her to lick my ass, too?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/276988159/sounds-refreshing.html

Overheard by: I hope she?s not talking about me.

Posted on September 13, 2009
Ass, Licking, Offers and requests, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Restroom, Weirdness, Women

I Just Thought It Would Be a Lot Bigger, Is All.

Little girl in stall with dad: You're silly! This is silly!
Dad, peeing: Nothing is silly in here.
Girl: That's silly. This is silly. Stop.

Men's Bathroom
Hendersonville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Tanner

Posted on June 14, 2009
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Offers and requests, Restroom, Tennessee, Words

If It Weren't for Those Compromising Nudie Pics Of You with the Chalupa

Guy #1: (mumbles)
Guy #2: Well, maybe you need to be more white.
Guy #1: What are you talking about? I'm Mexican, you're white!
(pause)
Guy #2: Dude, you would make the best politician.

Bathroom, UC Santa Cruz
California

Posted on June 10, 2009
Advice, California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Politics, Questions, Restroom

Maybe They Could Just Hold Hands While the Piercings Did It

Bathroom chick #1: So he had three piercings up there and two down there…
Bathroom chick #2: He said he had one that would get her off on her clit if they did it doggie style.
Bathroom chick #1: But what if her clit was pierced too? And his piercings on her clit?

Chilkoot Charlies
Anchorage, Alaska

Posted on June 1, 2009
Alaska, Body parts, Default, Girls, Questions, Restroom, Sex

Your Editors Are Unaccountably Aroused

Girl in restroom #1: I just found an eyelash in my bellybutton!
Girl in restroom #2: Is it yours?
Girl in restroom #1: Yeah…I think.

Auburn University Student Union
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on May 29, 2009
Alabama, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Questions, Restroom, Students, Weirdness

Did You Have to Use a Staple Remover, Though?

Enthusiastic woman, yelling over hand dryer: Circumcision is the way forward!

Women's Bathroom
The Gate, Newcastle
England

Overheard by: Mell

Posted on May 14, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Penis, Restroom, Weirdness, Women, Words

Does That Pole Make Me Look Fat?

Girl in stall: Hi, can you put mom on the phone? (pause) Hey mom, yeah, it's me…next time you're online, go to my Facebook page and check out the pictures of me at the strip club.

Ladies Restroom, Library
Mississippi

Posted on April 29, 2009
Default, Family ties, Girls, Internet, Mississippi, Offers and requests, Restroom