No Wonder I Keep Passing Out!

Girl in bathroom stall #1: I have really exciting news!
Girl in bathroom stall #2: You just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance?
Girl in bathroom stall #1: No. When I bought these pants they fit, and now they are too big! I've been trying to lose some weight.
Girl in bathroom stall #2: That's great! What size are they?
Girl in bathroom stall #1: Ummm… 25s.
Girl in bathroom stall #2: That's like a size zero. Why are you trying to lose weight?
Girl in bathroom stall #1: Oh, is that too small or something?

Restaurant Bathroom
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on February 16, 2016
Anorexics, Clothes, Clothing, Diet & weight, Girls, Massachusetts, Money, Questions, Restroom

Now My Batman Costume Just Looks Silly

(elastic snapping sound)
Woman in stall: And that was the sound of my outside panties!

Bathroom, Dive Bar
Ohio

Overheard by: Monika

Posted on February 7, 2016
Bars & Clubs, Default, Ohio, Restroom, Sensory experiences, Undies, Weirdness, Women

I'm Sorry, I Thought You Said “Long”

Peeing guy #1: Jesus Christ, how tall are you?
Peeing guy #2: Six three.
Peeing guy #1: How did I never notice this before?
Peeing guy #2: Why did you have to notice at a urinal?

Arclight Cinema Men's Room
Hollywood, California

Overheard by: Matt W.

Posted on December 21, 2015
Body parts, California, Default, Guys, Questions, Restroom, Weirdness

Now I Smell Like Paris Hilton!

Girlfriend to boyfriend, after emerging from bathroom: Hahaha! I peed on my hands!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365155800/this-doesnt-happen-unless-you-want-it-to.html

Overheard by: that's disgusting. Really.

Posted on October 20, 2015
Couples, Hands, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Restroom

I Need Some Whacking Material for Later

50-something guy #1: My new girlfriend is twenty years younger than me.
50-something guy #2: You going to marry her?
50-something guy #1: No. I had that talk with her at the very beginning.
50-something guy #2: You got any nude photos of her on your phone?

Health Club Locker Room
Shawnee Mission, Kansas

Posted on August 12, 2015
Age and ageing, Assholes, Guys, Kansas, Porn, Relationships, Restroom

And the Liquid Soap Was to Die for

Redneck man with mullet coming out of bathroom: Well, son, that was some mighty fine hand dryer, wudn't it?
Son,excitedly: Yeah, pops, sure was!

Shepherdsville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Chelsea

Posted on July 26, 2015
Cleanliness, Dads, Family, Kentucky, Parenting, Rednecks, Restroom

Can You Prove That’s Where They Are?

20-something girl to another: Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot you weren’t privy to the thoughts that are in my head.

Bathroom, Second City Comedy Club
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on June 6, 2015
Default, Etiquette, Girls, Illinois, Restroom

Stop Sticking Your Fingers in That Socket

Little girl washing hands: Look, mommy, electric soap!

Women's Restroom
Salt Lake City International Airport, Utah

Posted on December 5, 2014
Airports & flights, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Restroom, Technology, Utah

The Wrong Way to Spice Up Your Marriage

Guy: So Stacy comes in and finds me screaming in the shower.
Friend: Wow!
Guy: Yeah, there are some places you should just never touch after cutting Habanero peppers.

Men's Room
Garrison, New York

Overheard by: mark

Posted on November 12, 2014
Bathing, Default, Food, Guys, New York, Restroom, Weirdness

Sadly, The Best Laid Plans…..

Woman #1 in bathroom stall: You should have an orgy!
Woman #2 in next bathroom stall: I know, that's what I said!

Bathroom, Bar
Olympia, Washington

Overheard by: H

Posted on November 7, 2014
Bars & Clubs, Restroom, Sex, Washington, Weirdness, Women