Have You Learned So Little from The Sweetest Thing?

Teen girl in bathroom #1: I'd hate to be a guy and have to use a urinal.
Teen girl in bathroom #2: Oh yeah, that thing looks unsanitary.
Teen girl in bathroom #1: Not even that, but like if you had to go poop then everyone would know it.
Teen girl in bathroom #3: You can't poop in a urinal?

High School
Coral Springs, Florida

Posted on March 12, 2022
Compare and contrast, Florida, Gender issues, Pee, Poop, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Teens

You Are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

Spanish teacher: And you really have to be careful what you eat, because they have a lot of E. Coli problems.
Teenage girl: E. Coli? Like in those commercials with the cough drops?
Spanish teacher: What?
Teenage girl: Y'know, like the “Eeee-coliiii…”

Jersey Shore High School
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: shana yo mamma

Posted on February 10, 2022
Advice, Default, Food, Girls, Pennsylvania, Pop culture, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Teens

His Parents Say That About Any Place That's Not Alabama

3rd grade girl, about essay: I am writing about taking a vacation to heaven!
Teacher: Okay, but why don't you pick a place you can actually go on vacation? You can't really just visit heaven.
3rd grade boy: Yes you can! I went to heaven once to visit my aunt!

Auburn, Alabama

Posted on January 31, 2022
Alabama, Default, Education, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

From the Hilarious Teen Comedy Can't Hardly Walk

Guy #1: I'm so totally better than him. I have two properly functioning legs.
Guy #2: So does he, they just don't work quite as well as yours.
Guy #1: That's what the crutches are for.

High School
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on December 25, 2021
Body parts, California, Compare and contrast, Guys, Health & Hygiene, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

We're Lucky the Wildfires Keep Us Safe

Girl #1: There are these bees in Asia, and they like shoot venom at you and it like eats your skin or something.
Girl #2: Wow, that's crazy, man! Remind me never to go to Africa.

High School
Scottsdale, Arizona

Posted on September 19, 2021
Animals, Arizona, Geography, Girls, Lies, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Violence

The Heaven Entrance Exam Is Teeming With Poetry Questions

Teacher (about poetry assignment): Some of you did a good job and wrote some wonderful things. Some of you just did the assignment. Some of you haven’t even turned it in. Those people are going to hell.

TJHSST
Alexandria, Virginia