Former Kindergarten Teachers Make Quite Efficient Hobos

Hobo #1, holding sneaker, to another: Put that shoe on!
Hobo #2: Man, I don't want to sweat in the shoe. That'll make my feet stink!
Hobo #1: Man, what the fuck you worried about? Your feet already stink. I can smell them from here. Those people can smell them from here. Now put on your goddamn shoes and tie that shit up tight. No one wants to smell what you got. Now I'm going to stand here and watch you tie those shoes for the good of everyone on this train.
(others on train applaud)

MARTA Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Finally, a humanitarian homeless man

Posted on February 24, 2020
Georgia, Hobos, Questions, Sensory experiences, Shoes, Train, Wishes

Is Swamp Ass the Next Evolutionary Step? Discuss.

Teenage boy: Are you saying your asshole gets sweaty when I'm around?
Teenage girl: Exactly.

Northgate
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: NotSoSuperMario

Posted on February 23, 2020
Ass, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Sensory experiences, Teens, Washington

At the Bad First Date Olympics

Woman eating Chinese food to man sitting across: Why don't you try some? It's good.
Man in creepy English accent: No, I get equal or more pleasure watching you eat.

Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on February 12, 2020
Canadia, Food, Guys, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Women

Unless I'm Just Having a Really Awesome Stroke

Girl to male cat: You're so cute! You smell like bacon… but that's okay.

Lewisville, Texas

Posted on December 17, 2019
Animals, Compare and contrast, Food, Girls, Sensory experiences, Texas

In Kansas, Recreational Eating Goes Extreme

Stoner #1: … And it burned the whole way down! Seriously, I think my throat hemorrhaged.
Stoner #2: Well at least you didn’t eat nine bowls of pudding.

Kansas State University, Manhattan

Overheard by: I wish I heard the beginning…