It's Easy to Predict Which Kids Will Suffer Most in School

Four-year-old girl on push scooter, to mum: The steering is counter-intuitive!

Oxfordshire
England

Posted on July 26, 2021
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, England, Kids, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Why Professors Rarely Ask Students to Introduce Themselves on the First Day Of Class Anymore

Nerd: I don't know about you, but I have trouble being romantic when I'm sweating to death.

Community College
Illinois

Overheard by: adderall driven

Posted on July 19, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Feelings, Illinois, Sensory experiences

Hmm, Yeah– Maybe We Shouldn't Write Our Own Vows

Male student: This one time I pissed in a trash bag, and I stuck my head in there just to see how bad it would smell.
Female student: What?
Male student: It was so hot and I was like sweating.

Springside School/Chestnut Hill Academy
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: spectaculore

Posted on June 23, 2021
Default, Pee, Pennsylvania, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences, Students, Weirdness

Is That a Baby Bird in Your Bangs?

30-something #1: Last night I was brushing my hair, cause you know I haven't owned a hair brush in a year… And all these sticks and grass and dirt kept falling out.
30-something #2: You are a dirty hippie, you need to use some soap!
30-something #1: I don't like labels, man. I don't have soap.
30-something #2: True, man, labels are whack. But dude, you smell.

Hostel
New Mexico

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on June 2, 2021
Advice, Guys, Health & Hygiene, New Mexico, Sensory experiences

Just Obeying That Big “P” Sign Over There

Guy #1: You smell like urine.
Guy #2: Good!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/350891655/im-halfway-to-my-goal.html

Overheard by: time for a shower?

Posted on May 11, 2021
Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Queers, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

When Aunt Jemima Eats Burritos, Everyone Knows It.

Churchgoer to another: Did you fart? Something smells like buttermilk.

Methodist Church
Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Nick

Posted on May 4, 2021
Burping & farting, Compare and contrast, Food, Sensory experiences, Strangers, Tennessee

Naturally, It’s Huge

Young mom, looking disgusted at a paparazzi photo of Pamela Anderson: That’s disgusting.
Four-year-old son: What?
Young mom: Honey, what’s wrong with this picture?
Four-year-old son: I can see her penis.

Bowling Alley
Indiana

Overheard by: Aunt Oblivious

Posted on April 23, 2021
About celebrities, Feelings, Gossip, Guys, Indiana, Kids, Moms, Penis, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Weirdness

…So I'm Afraid I'll Have to Decline Your Offer.

Macy's sales clerk: Now this cologne is $19.99 for the large bottle and comes with the free teddy bear.
Large woman spilling out of leopard-print tube top, sniffing: This is nice… It's real classy smelling.

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: I don't discriminate; I hate everybody.