Seriously, How Many Times Can The L Word Do This Same Story?

Girl #1: Are you Jane Jones*?
Girl #2: Yes.
Girl #1: I'm you're math tutor, nice to meet you.
Girl #2: Oh, you're cute! I could totally date you, but I'm not a lesbian.
Girl #1: Thanks! I could date you too, but I'm straight, and I have a boyfriend.

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Tsunoba

Posted on December 5, 2009
Arizona, Beauty, Education, Girls, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

The Gay Guys Just Criticize Your Outfit

Prof: Ladies, I'm just gonna give it to you straight: I guarantee you that almost every straight guy you see today is going to picture you naked.
Techie guy, fixing projector: Fuckin' A!

University of Calgary
Canadia

Posted on November 29, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Education, Gender issues, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Your Editors Are Also Totally Gay for Fuzzy Unicorn Shirts

Teen girl #1: Are you doing it with her, too?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, I'm totally gay for Meg* and her fuzzy unicorn shirt.
Teen girl #3, laughing and choking: I'm not suppose to die choking! I'm the only one who knows CPR!

Harrison, Michigan

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on November 5, 2009
Clothes, Clothing, Death & dying, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Teens

…Even When He Shouted Out My Name As He Was Finishing.

Guy: Well, I mean the sun was coming up, and we went and got sandwiches afterwards, and rolled another joint.
Bemused girl: All this is setting the scene nicely, but it doesn't explain how you ended up masturbating on a school roof together.
Guy: We were twenty feet apart with our backs to each other, it wasn't gay or anything!

Cork
Ireland

Posted on October 28, 2009
Drugs, Food, Girls, Guys, Ireland, Masturbation, Sexuality, Weirdness

Like “Dragon” or “Compassionate Conservative”

20-something American guy: Hermaphrodites are real?
20-something American girl: Well, what did you think they were?
20-something American guy: I thought they were a made-up word, like “unicorn” or something.

Bar
Munich
Germany

Posted on October 4, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Foreigners, Germany, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Stupidity, Words

But I Just Feel So Comfy in Flannel

Chick: I think that I'm the gayest straight girl in the world.

Bakersfield, California

Posted on September 30, 2009
California, Chicks, Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Sexuality, Stupidity

Fox: “Can We Base a Reality Series on That Premise?”

Professor: I don't even turn on the television anymore. It's just violence. It's all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/01/wasnt-that-the-season-finale-of-what-not-to-wear/

Overheard by: philosopher

Posted on September 29, 2009
Overheard at McGill, Sex, Sexuality, Teachers, TV shows, Violence, Weirdness

Old Age Homes Are a Lot Like Prison…

Grandmother to granddaughter: Who knows? I might become a lesbian!

Arlington, Ohio

Posted on September 24, 2009
Family, Ohio, Old folks, Sexuality, Weirdness

That Explains the Sweatpants

Drunk girl to guy she just met: I'm not having sex with you!
Drunk guy: That's okay, I'm on my period.

Montreal
Quebec
Canadia

Posted on September 11, 2009
Canadia, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Health & Hygiene, Sex, Sexuality

So “Boy” Is Ironic?

20-something woman to little girl's mother: Do you know who is Boy George?
Little girl: He is a boy that would've wanted to be a woman.
Amused mother: I couldn't have explained that better.

Guadalajara
Mexico

Overheard by: passerby

Posted on September 5, 2009
About celebrities, Girls, Kids, Moms, Music, Parenting, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

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