Now If Only I Could Marry Louis Vuitton

Really skinny sorority girl: I paid my rent and then I spent the rest, $700, on this new Louis Vuitton (squeals and hugs the purse). But now I have 30 bucks to last a whole month. Looks like I'll be dating for dinner or eating crackers.
Sorority friend: You spent twice as much on your bag as you did your rent! At least you paid your rent on time! Don't worry, you'll find dates. That purse is totally worth it!
Really skinny sorority girl: I know, right, I should just live in my purse. I think that is why married women get fat: they can finally afford to eat. You know my ass is getting fat when I get married.

IHOP
Dallas, Texas

Posted on August 1, 2015
Ass, Diet & weight, Fashion, Food, Friends, Money, Relationships, Shopping, Skinny people, Sorority types, Texas

If Our Disastrous Trip to Thailand Was Any Indication

Frizzy-haired college girl: Are you seriously asking me to to sell myself so you can hitchhike to Sicily?
Friend #1: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
Friend #2: Yeah. Like first of all, no one in Italy would want to pay for you.

UC Davis
Davis, California

Overheard by: Passing Student

Posted on July 28, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Geography, Girls, Money, Offers and requests, Questions, Sorority types

Mind If I Feed Her This Pot Brownie?

Sorostitute: Oh my god! Your baby is so cute! How old is she?
Single mom: One.
Sorostitute: Oh my god. She is so precious! I love children, I keep the nursery in church and I used to babysit, like, all the time. Do you think I could…
Single mom: No.
Sorostitute: Hold her?
Single mom: No.

University of Alabama

Posted on July 15, 2015
Age and ageing, Alabama, Beauty, Biotechs, Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Parenting, Questions, Sorority types

When Culinary Students Have Orgies

Tiny college girl waiting in line: The cookies are soooooo good!
Tall male friend, confused: The ice cream?
Tiny college girl: The penises!
Tall male friend: Oh!
Tiny college girl: We just didn't let them cool!

Stop & Shop
Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 10, 2015
Food, Friends, New York, Penis, Sorority types, Stores

The Artistic Temperament, You Know

College chick #1: Where are we going?
College chick #2: I think he just draws stuff and has freaky sex…

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on July 4, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, New York, Questions, Sex, Sorority types, Weirdness

She Has to Pee Sometime While She's in There Looking for Her Career

College girl: If anyone ever tried to tell me not to pee outside, I'd take it straight to the Supreme Court! I mean, I'm not gonna pee in someone's face or on a baby or anything, but if I wanna pee in a dumpster, then I will! (pause) Rosie O'Donnell would be with me on this. I don't know why, but she would.

East Lansing
Michigan

Overheard by: Everyone should have a cause…

Posted on July 2, 2015
About celebrities, Crimes, Default, Girls, Michigan, Pee, Sorority types

Next Time She'll Sing The Beatles' “Ticket to Ride”

College girl: Can I have one ticket for the midnight train, going anywhere?
Ticket vendor: (blank stare)
College girl: Not so funny out loud as it is in my head, huh? One ticket to Rome, please!

Amtrak Station
Buffalo-Depew, New York

Posted on June 29, 2015
Default, New York, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Sorority types, Time Management

…On Local Dining Options.

Ditzy college girl, interrupting class: Do you live in Penn Yan?
Professor: No, I live on Bluff Point.
Ditzy college girl: Oh… Did you know that Sarassin's delivers?
Professor: No, I didn't, but do you mind if I get back to my lecture?

Keuka College
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on June 26, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Education, New York, Questions, Sorority types, Teachers

At Some Point, Sex Starts to Feel Like Surgery

Slutty girl in college dorm: Yeah, I know four or five guys who wear Magnums… Bitches are huge!

Lubbock, Texas

Overheard by: Maximagnum

Posted on June 23, 2015
Compare and contrast, Condoms, Penis, Sorority types, Texas, Weirdness

How About “Bacterial Infections Are for Pussies”?

College girl #1: You know how that rumor got started? Because you denied him. It happened to my mom in high school.
College girl #2: “Just because I didn't sleep with you doesn't mean I have chlamydia!” I so need a shirt that says that.

London
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on June 14, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Education, Family ties, Gripes, Sex, Sorority types, STDs

Sorority types