From the New FBI Thriller Silence Of the Shams

Girl #1: You can’t just not smell his pillow.
Girl #2: I know, right? Just smell as hard as you can!

Macalester College
St Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: isa

Posted on January 30, 2018
Body parts, Cleanliness, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Minnesota, Relationships, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Sorority types, Students, Weirdness

At Least in My Case

Female law student #1: You don't have to know that. You can just 69 it.
Female law student #2: Wait… What?
Female law student #1: You know, 69 it. Get rid of it.
Female law student #2: No honey, it's “86” it. That thing you said is something dirty.

Mississippi College School of Law

Posted on January 18, 2018
BJs, Mississippi, Penis, Students, Stupidity, Words

The Perils of Being Taught by a Large Blue Muppet

Student, to professor: I was doing this piece where I–
Professor, interrupting: –Cookies?

Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: Laura

Posted on January 1, 2018
Default, Education, Food, New York, Students, Teachers

When They Do, It's Quickly and Sparsely.

Girl sitting in front of lecture hall to professor, very matter-of-factly: People don't really use adverbs anymore.

Evans Hall, UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: the only one left

Posted on December 28, 2017
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls, Students, Words

Which Was Also Wrong, But Seemed So Right at the Time

Girl, about test: Um, I got number 34 right and it's marked wrong!
Rest of class: Yeah.
Professor: I know. I already gave you all credit. Just ignore that, it must be some leftover meth use from my college years.

Auburn, Alabama

Posted on December 9, 2017
Alabama, Class, Drugs, Education, Memory lane, Students, Teachers

Defeating You Will Be a Piece Of… Well, You Know.

Student whose dessert slid off the plate: Nice try, cheesecake. You’ve only postponed the inevitable.

Michigan State University
Michigan

Overheard by: MrCandey

Posted on November 24, 2017
Default, Food, Michigan, Students

Dude, When You Go to Work You're Totally Gonna Shit

High school freshman #1: Sometimes I wish I didn't live somewhere so industrialized. Why can't I live somewhere where people are hunters and gatherers?
High school freshman #2: I know, we waste so much time in school getting an “education.” I could learn so much more out in the world.
High school freshman #1: Yeah, and I don't understand why people go to work and shit.

Train Station
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on November 11, 2017
Education, Illinois, Jobs & Careers, Questions, Students, Train, Wishes

Why We Don't Party with Canadians

University kid: It's like a kegger, but with shit.

Guelph
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The zoe

Posted on November 9, 2017
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Poop, Students, Weirdness

Huh? Can't Talk. Masturbating

Professor, on last day of sex addiction class: I'm putting a website on the board for anyone who's interested in more information on how to become a certified sex addict.
(entire class cheers)
Professor: I meant “sex addiction therapist.”
Student to another: He just spent a whole semester telling us that sex addiction isn't fun. Clearly we didn't catch on.

Chestnut Hill College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 8, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Internet, Pennsylvania, Sex, Students, Teachers

I’d Like to Figure Out How It Happened

Chick in hall: Guess what? I’m pregnant.
Friend: Oh.
Chick: Yeah. Wanna study tonight?

Arlington High School
Arlington, Texas

Overheard by: tina

Posted on November 4, 2017
Pregnancy, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Texas

Students