Teen girl: My other friend is, like, sooo dumb, I'm so glad she isn't dead!
66 Bus
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: kerminator
Teen girl: My other friend is, like, sooo dumb, I'm so glad she isn't dead!
66 Bus
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: kerminator
Boy #1: I shot my friend in the foot once.
Boy #2: What! How?
Boy #1: Well, we were really high in the woods, and my friend was wearing bunny slippers. He stuck his foot out of a bush and I thought it was a real rabbit… so I shot it!
Boy #2: What the fuck?!
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: McKenzie
Bimbette #1: Wait, is a bird a mammal? I don’t think it’s a mammal…
Bimbette #2: I think a bird is, like, its own species.
B train
Boston, Massachusetts
Professor: I think fish are not animals. I don't have a concrete answer, but I think they are not animals.
Michigan State University
Overheard by: sjshock
Middle-aged woman #1: I'm putting stuff on my plate and I don't even know what it is!
Middle-aged woman #2: Me too!
Texas de Brazil
Aruba
Overheard by: Why Are They So Stupid?
Bad-ass #1: What is Two and a Half Men about, anyway?
Bad-ass #2: Stop fuckin' askin' me, man! I told you, I don't know!
Video Store
Adelaide
Australia
Overheard by: behind the counter
Student #1: There are an infinite number of answers?!
AP calc teacher: Yeah, there are.
Student #2: Do you want us to write them all down?
High School
Boiceville, New York
Overheard by: Toasted
Girl on cell: At least I never got kicked off of Facebook!
UCLA
California
Overheard by: what…?
Girlfriend: I have a great idea for an alternative energy source!
Frustrated boyfriend: You’d better not say ‘the sun’…
Girlfriend, after a pause: Oh…
UC Davis
California
Overheard by: student on the bus
Dude: It's not racial profiling, because every black person breaks the law.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
