And, More Importantly, What Is Up with the Name “Dallin”?

Drama teacher to students: Okay, I want you all to close your eyes and imagine the most painful thing you can think of. Okay?
(a few moments pass)
Drama teacher: Okay, who wants to share? Dallin, how about you?
Dallin: Umm… Well, I imagined giving birth to a cactus baby.
Girl next to him: What is with you and cactus babies?

High School
Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo

Posted on July 5, 2017
Birthing, Feelings, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Utah, Weirdness

But If I Had to Make a Guess It Would Be “Pussy and Blow”

Professor: What did our founding fathers want? Who cares? They’re dead.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: Secret Spy

Posted on July 1, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Default, Education, History, Ohio, Teachers, Wishes

For Example, Say This Beaker Is My Vagina

Lab TA, chatting during break: So I live alone, and I have a lot of trouble opening bottles. Have you guys ever heard of the plastic husband?
(entire class laughs)
Lab TA: No! I didn't mean it like that! I just meant I need help opening things up!
(class laughs again)

University of Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania

Posted on June 1, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Pennsylvania, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

And Did You Bring Enough for Everyone?

Professor at anatomy lecture to student touching her own throat: Ivanova, what are you gonna be touching when I'm lecturing on the sex organs?

http://anekdot.mail.ru/inner.html?rubric_id=2

Posted on May 27, 2017
Body parts, Default, Education, Other sites, Questions, Sex, Teachers

I’m Thinking, I’m Thinking!

Prof: Do you think that kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach was wrong?
Student: Ummmm… I’m not certain.
Prof: Do you think that what he did was a crime?
[Student pauses for nearly 30 seconds.]Student #2: Dude, he kicked a baby.

Seton Hall Law
Newark, New Jersey

Posted on May 26, 2017
Class, Crimes, New Jersey, Philosophy, Pregnancy, Questions, Stomach, Students, Teachers, Violence

See, This Is Why I Went into Teaching

Witty history teacher: So, kids, not only does the money look minty and refreshing, it tastes good, too!
Teen girl: Oh my god, really?!

US Mint
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on May 10, 2017
Bimbettes, Lies, Pennsylvania, Teachers

…Science à L'Orange

Professor #1: There are other people here who put stuff up ducks' butts.
Professor #2: Yeah, but you do it for science!

Fairbanks, Alaska

Overheard by: Lowlie Worm

Posted on May 5, 2017
Alaska, Animals, Ass, Science, Teachers, Weirdness

And I’m Having Your Baby

Student: I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
Teacher: What’s the bad news? That you didn’t do your homework?
Student: No, that’s the good news. The bad news is that I love you.

Arcadia, California

Posted on April 23, 2017
California, Relationships, Students, Teachers

How You Know You Watch Too Much Porn

Acting professor: Give me an action that would be the motivation for a police officer to ask somebody for their license and registration.
Student: … He wants her number?

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on March 9, 2017
Connecticut, Education, Teachers

You’ll Note Your TAs Have Already Done So

Professor: We’ll talk later in the semester about how suicide will be a better choice. Now, I don’t want anyone committing suicide before the first exam, but it would be less for me to grade, so go ahead.

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on February 26, 2017
Advice, Overheard at UMBC, Teachers

Teachers