Pythagoras Is a Jealous God, People

Math teacher: If you fuck with numbers, you're fucking with god! And people get killed for that shit!

University of Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Tormented Math Student

Posted on August 2, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Florida, God, Sex, Teachers, Violence

Sex with Livestock Is a Close Second.

Professor: Apparently nothin' says lovin' in Louisiana like carving your name into the Bonnie and Clyde monument.

University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee

Overheard by: darkhorse

Posted on July 27, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Names, Teachers, US Geography, Wisconsin

What’s This on My Syllabus?

Distinguished professor: I think I do sex next Tuesday, is that right?

Evolutionary Ecology class, University of California
Santa Cruz, California

Posted on July 26, 2017
California, Class, Jobs & Careers, Teachers

And, More Importantly, What Is Up with the Name “Dallin”?

Drama teacher to students: Okay, I want you all to close your eyes and imagine the most painful thing you can think of. Okay?
(a few moments pass)
Drama teacher: Okay, who wants to share? Dallin, how about you?
Dallin: Umm… Well, I imagined giving birth to a cactus baby.
Girl next to him: What is with you and cactus babies?

High School
Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo

Posted on July 5, 2017
Birthing, Feelings, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Utah, Weirdness

But If I Had to Make a Guess It Would Be “Pussy and Blow”

Professor: What did our founding fathers want? Who cares? They’re dead.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: Secret Spy

Posted on July 1, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Default, Education, History, Ohio, Teachers, Wishes

For Example, Say This Beaker Is My Vagina

Lab TA, chatting during break: So I live alone, and I have a lot of trouble opening bottles. Have you guys ever heard of the plastic husband?
(entire class laughs)
Lab TA: No! I didn't mean it like that! I just meant I need help opening things up!
(class laughs again)

University of Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania

Posted on June 1, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Pennsylvania, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

And Did You Bring Enough for Everyone?

Professor at anatomy lecture to student touching her own throat: Ivanova, what are you gonna be touching when I'm lecturing on the sex organs?

http://anekdot.mail.ru/inner.html?rubric_id=2

Posted on May 27, 2017
Body parts, Default, Education, Other sites, Questions, Sex, Teachers

I’m Thinking, I’m Thinking!

Prof: Do you think that kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach was wrong?
Student: Ummmm… I’m not certain.
Prof: Do you think that what he did was a crime?
[Student pauses for nearly 30 seconds.]Student #2: Dude, he kicked a baby.

Seton Hall Law
Newark, New Jersey