The Kind Of Boy Who Grows Up to Be President

Eight-year-old boy playing Nintendo: Die! Die! Diediediediediediedie!
Older brother: Isn't that a little violent?
Eight-year-old: I'm goddam Kirby! I can do anything I want!

Houston, Texas

Posted on June 24, 2015
Death & dying, Default, Family, Games, Guys, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Texas, Violence

You Have to Put Balls in a Lot Of Faces Before Your Find Someone Who Likes It

13-year-old boy in pool: Guys, let's play water Pokemon!
Friends: Okay!
13-year-old boy: I'll be Scuba Scott. Scuba Scott uses ball-to-face! (hits friend in face with ball)
Friend: Owwww! Scott, why'd you do that?!
13-year-old boy: It's super-effective!

Recreation Center Pool
Colorado

Posted on June 23, 2015
Colorado, Friends, Pop culture, Violence, Weirdness

The Old Testament God Rides the MTA With His Mom

Eight-year-old boy: Mommy… I can't wait for my day of vengeance to be at hand.
Mother: I know he's unlikable, but there are quieter ways.
Eight-year-old boy, wielding stick in hand: I wanna use this.
Mother: He'll shush up if you put a bow and arrow through his eye.

MTA
Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: PatriotAhckt

Posted on June 22, 2015
Advice, Feelings, Kids, Moms, New York, Violence, Wishes

Almost As Rude As Answering Your Cell Phone in Class

Pol-sci professor: Nuking other countries is kind of rude.

University of Memphis
Memphis, Tennessee

Posted on June 21, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Education, Stupidity, Teachers, Tennessee, Violence

Sure, Rip Taylor Made A Living Out of It

Student: Is there really a job where you can just throw paper at people and then run away?

Canadia

Posted on June 20, 2015
Canadia, Jobs & Careers, Questions, Students, Violence, Weirdness, Wishes

That Hoe!

Weird emo girl: I've still got bruises from the first time she hit me with a wheelbarrow!

Bridgwater College
Somerset
England

Posted on June 15, 2015
Colleges & Universities, England, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Violence

Dear Social Services, Something’s Afoot.

Child #1: Let’s play house!
Child #2 to child #3: You’re the baby! [Children #1 and #2 start slapping child #3.]Child #3: Stop the game! Stop the game!

Windjammer Inn
Burlington, Vermont

Posted on June 15, 2015
Should have used a condom, Vermont, Violence

Piano: “I Had Poison Ivy!”

Girl, bitching to friend: She was scratching my piano! I wanted to throw her down the stairs!

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Soko

Posted on June 13, 2015
Colorado, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Violence, Wishes

The Whole Country Could Use a Good Subway Conductor

Red-headed woman: I wish they’d take this place and just plunk it down in New York so I could shove people.
Red-headed guy: Word!

National Museum of Natural History
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Nujju

Posted on June 13, 2015
Assholes, Gripes, Guys, US Geography, Violence, Wishes, Women

You Really Do Get a Little Something Extra at the Ivies

Diminutive Asian girl: Well, I think that…
English professor: Isn’t “Balls!” such a great expression? It’s just so… you know… I give you all permission to interject and interrupt this class by shouting “Balls!” at any time for the rest of the year. Sorry, go ahead with your comment.
Diminutive Asian girl: Well, I think that…
English professor: Balls!

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on June 2, 2015
Asians, Education, Etiquette, Girls, Overheard at Yale, Teachers, Violence, Weirdness, Words

Violence