Eight-year-old kid in line for Universal Studios park ticket: I know how to get a discount ticket.
Eight-year-old friend: How?
Eight-year-old kid: You get your friend to come along with you, then you stab him in the neck and say “My friend’s dying, can we have discount tickets?”
Universal Studios
Los Angeles, California
University administrator: I’ve been thinking that I should start my own cult. It doesn’t have to be anything sexual. It could involve squirrels.
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Overheard by: count me in!
Middle aged guy leaning against big truck: She just sounds so disappointed, you know?
Middle aged guy sitting inside big truck: Yeah, totally.
Middle aged guy leaning against big truck, sounding disappointed: Recalculating… Recalculating…
British Columbia
Canadia
Overheard by: Cybele
Boy to friends: C'mon, we're going to watch Johnny pee!
New Jersey
Overheard by: CS
Bum, to nobody in particular: I hate you, DJ Tanner!
Sacramento, California
Girl on phone: So I walked in on my flatmate using my electric toothbrush to… yeah, doing that. And here I am, still brushing my teeth with it. That is just disgusting. Disgusting!
Cape Town
South Africa
Law professor, lecturing on sexual abuse: I've had more men shake their weenies at me than I care to count.
Humboldt State University
Arcata, California
Woman to friend: And her therapist is saying she doesn't need any more therapy sessions. I mean, she was cutting herself at camp a only month ago!
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Overheard by: not appropriate in the hardware store
Lady: And as soon as the doctor said “stick out your tongue,” she knew her goose was cooked!
West Chester, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Theresa
