It Had a Face and the Face Looked at Me

Mom: Did you see his armpit?
Teen daughter: No. (pause) Oh, I saw it!
Mom: See? See?

Portland, Oregon

Posted on July 9, 2015
Body parts, Default, Girls, Moms, Oregon, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

…Until Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Lecturer, laughing manically: Okay, guys! I promise that is the last time I will mention poop this semester. (under her breath) Probably.

Film Class
Perth
Australia

Posted on July 9, 2015
Australia, Poop, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

Times Are Tough in Michigan, Dear Reader

Architect, describing high school renovations to student body: And these will be new bathrooms.
Boy: Fuck yeah! New bathrooms!
(thunderous applause)

St. Joseph, Michigan

Posted on July 8, 2015
Bosses, Education, Feelings, Michigan, Weirdness

What the Fuck Is Going on in Leamington Spa??

20-something drunk girl, pointing at traffic lights, to friends: Shhhh! We have to be quiet! This is where the dwarf lives!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on July 8, 2015
Animals, Drunks, England, Girls, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

If Lifetime Were a Channel for Men

Girl: Oh my gosh, Brian* went off with the sexual predator dude!
Couple, in unison: Bro rape!

Syracuse University
Syracuse, New York

Posted on July 7, 2015
Couples, Girls, New York, Sex, Violence, Weirdness

Guess What Peewee's Word Of the Day Is

College professor: Are you mocking my forest? My forest could kick your forest's butt any day. Bring your forest on!
(later)
College professor: I can see my forest from the window in my office. Do you have an office you can see your forest from?

Keuka College
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on July 7, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, New York, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness

…Um, I've Heard.

Man: All cocaine really does is make you want more of it.
Woman: Not necessarily. If that were true, what's to stop people from snorting dog shit?
Man: That rule doesn't apply to dog shit. If you snort dog shit, you will definitely never, ever, want to snort it again.

Oakland, California