Well I Feel Thin!

Sober girl, enthusiastically, to friend who just threw up: You look cute!
Drunk friend, equally enthusiastic: I just threw up!
Sober girl, still enthusiastic: I bet you feel cute!

Subway Bathroom

Overheard by: tina

Posted on July 13, 2015
Compliments, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Public transportation, Weirdness

Dan Brown Totally Deserves This

50-something white-haired British guy: I know you!
Stranger: No sir, we haven't met.
50-something white-haired British guy: I remember you from before!
Stranger: I'm sorry sir, I just don't remember you.
50-something white-haired British guy: I was there too! We were both knights of Templar! You were Mary Magdalene's personal guard… How have you been all these years!?

Grand Canyon
Arizona

Overheard by: J

Posted on July 13, 2015
Arizona, Crazies, History, Memory lane, Strangers, Tourist attractions, Weirdness

Judging from My Hidden Camera Footage

Butch lesbian: So…how do blind people wipe their ass?
Fem lesbian: The same way everyone else does. Oh…oh my god, that's gross, Wendy. Most people don't look at it.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on July 13, 2015
Ass, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Lesbos, Questions, Washington, Weirdness

And Is It Anything Like “Walk Like a Prescription”?

Guy in Pirates jersey: Just another planet Monday… Wait, how does that go?

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Flab Treesports

Posted on July 12, 2015
Guys, Maryland, Questions, Singing, Weirdness

Are We Weird for Assuming They're Discussing Abortion?

Chatty female college student to friends: So it was sort of like that, except instead of a q-tip, it was a vacuum. There was no scraping at all.
Friend: Wow… that's crazy.

Harrisonburg, Virginia

Posted on July 12, 2015
Friends, Health & Hygiene, Sensory experiences, Students, Virginia, Weirdness

You'll Need to Be More Specific.

Woman: Oh, man, I wish I had nuts.

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Amused Friend

Posted on July 12, 2015
Balls, Gender issues, Washington, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

What Else Does One Do with a Degree in Theology?

Guy: It’s a pity there isn’t a commercial nuclear submarine sector, or I would do that.

Oxford
UK

Posted on July 11, 2015
Default, Gripes, Guys, UK, Weirdness

…How's That for a Birthday Card?

Tough guy who waxes his eyebrows: Yeah, my old girlfriend was smart. She didn't let me take any pictures or videotape her while we were fucking. This new chick…if she's ever famous, I'm rich!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania