You'll Need to Be More Specific.

Woman: Oh, man, I wish I had nuts.

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Amused Friend

Posted on July 12, 2015
Balls, Gender issues, Washington, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

What Else Does One Do with a Degree in Theology?

Guy: It’s a pity there isn’t a commercial nuclear submarine sector, or I would do that.

Oxford
UK

Posted on July 11, 2015
Default, Gripes, Guys, UK, Weirdness

…How's That for a Birthday Card?

Tough guy who waxes his eyebrows: Yeah, my old girlfriend was smart. She didn't let me take any pictures or videotape her while we were fucking. This new chick…if she's ever famous, I'm rich!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 11, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Money, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

Seriously, How Do You People Live There Without Giggling?

Soccer mom: I'm sorry, but if I were your neighbor, I would not share an opossum with you!

Nail Salon
Cumming, Georgia

Posted on July 10, 2015
Animals, Georgia, Gripes, Moms, Weirdness

Don't Worry – I Left My Pocket Knife at Home.

Three-year-old boy to mom, noticing police officers nearby: Don't do anything bad while you're here. Okay, mom?
Mom: Okay.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/319181011/its-going-to-be-hard.html

Overheard by: an amused barista.

Posted on July 9, 2015
Crimes, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Parenting, Weirdness

It Had a Face and the Face Looked at Me

Mom: Did you see his armpit?
Teen daughter: No. (pause) Oh, I saw it!
Mom: See? See?

Portland, Oregon

Posted on July 9, 2015
Body parts, Default, Girls, Moms, Oregon, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

…Until Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Lecturer, laughing manically: Okay, guys! I promise that is the last time I will mention poop this semester. (under her breath) Probably.

Film Class
Perth
Australia

Posted on July 9, 2015
Australia, Poop, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

Times Are Tough in Michigan, Dear Reader

Architect, describing high school renovations to student body: And these will be new bathrooms.
Boy: Fuck yeah! New bathrooms!
(thunderous applause)

St. Joseph, Michigan

Posted on July 8, 2015
Bosses, Education, Feelings, Michigan, Weirdness

What the Fuck Is Going on in Leamington Spa??

20-something drunk girl, pointing at traffic lights, to friends: Shhhh! We have to be quiet! This is where the dwarf lives!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on July 8, 2015
Animals, Drunks, England, Girls, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

If Lifetime Were a Channel for Men

Girl: Oh my gosh, Brian* went off with the sexual predator dude!
Couple, in unison: Bro rape!

Syracuse University
Syracuse, New York

Posted on July 7, 2015
Couples, Girls, New York, Sex, Violence, Weirdness

Weirdness

Don't Worry – I Left My Pocket Knife at Home.

What the Fuck Is Going on in Leamington Spa??