How Do They Procreate?

Girl: The squid's like an octopus, don't you think?
Older woman: There's no pussy about it.

Birmingham
England

Overheard by: Helz

Posted on September 7, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, England, Girls, Old folks, Vagina, Women, Words

If She Doesn't Want Them, Our Entire System Of Currency Is Shot to Shit

Woman on phone: Well, if she wants the fucking dishtowels, she better!

Murfreesboro, Tennessee

Overheard by: Drew

Posted on September 5, 2009
Insults, On the phone, Tennessee, Wishes, Women

Smells Fishy to Me

Lady #1: Yeah, she's going out tonight with some giiiirrrl.
Lady #2: Like… a friend girl… or like… for a date?
Lady #1: Oh, I can't ever tell with kids these days. Probably a date. They were going to the aquarium.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Vanessa

Posted on September 5, 2009
Colorado, Kids, Questions, Relationships, Women

What If It's an Acquired Taste?

Woman #1: Hey, check this out.
Woman #2: What? Gross! Is that bacon? Is there really bacon in there?
Woman #1: Looks like it.
Cashier: I haven't personally tried it, but everyone who has says it's really good.
Woman #1: I bet it is!
Woman #2: No way. I mean… that's just too weird. Bacon? In chocolate? That's almost like bisexuality: I want to try it, but, I don't.

San Francisco, California

Posted on August 28, 2009
Compare and contrast, Employees, Food, San Francisco, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

…Plus, I Prefer Anal. Anal!!

Chronically oversharing blonde woman: If I didn't know better, I'd swear there was a baby up in there, but there are three reasons I know that's impossible. For one thing, I'm on birth control, which is why I've gained twenty-five pounds. Twenty-five pounds! Also, I haven't had sex since (whispers) October, (resumes normal voice) so I'd be overdue. And I got my period today.

Chilango's Mexican Restaurant
Rochester, New York

Overheard by: TARDIS Dyke

Posted on August 26, 2009
Diet & weight, Health & Hygiene, New York, Pregnancy, Restaurants, Sex, Women

Except No One's Posing As Gay

Woman, waiting for Two Gentlemen of Verona to begin: This is one of Shakespeare's comedies, right?
Friend: Yes.
Woman: Someone will cross-dress, there will be mistaken identity, and love triangles, and everything will turn out well. All Shakespeare comedies have the same plot.
Friend: Yeah, pretty much.
Woman: They're all just episodes of Three's Company.

Boulder, Colorado

Posted on August 16, 2009
Books, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Friends, Questions, Relationships, TV shows, Women

I Said It Smells Like Tacos, Not Shit

Gray-haired lady: It smells like tacos in here.
Older blue-haired lady, gesturing toward Latino family several feet away: I think it's those people over there.

Metropolitan Airport
Detroit, Michigan