Women

Woman to friend: Well, yeah, but then it got wet, so it fell off…

Vallejo, California

Overheard by: Jerod T.

Woman who's too old to work at McDonald's: So, you want cheese on your sausage, egg and cheese?
Customer: Umm… okay, sure, yeah.

Centereach, New York

Middle aged woman, casually to friend: And she hasn't worn pants to school since 7th grade.

Woodinville, Washington

Overheard by: The employee washing the window behind them

Older woman: So I said “Wrap her up. Wrap her up tight!”

Newcastle
Australia

Overheard by: Declan

Lady talking to friend: My little boy just loves balls. All I hear is balls,balls, balls…

Wal-Mart
Anniston, Alabama

Overheard by: Tyler

Woman #1, at party: Oh, hi, Lisa, how are you?
Woman #2, shrugging: Okay, I guess.
Woman #1: Where's your husband? Did you bring John with you?
Woman #2: Oh, you didn't hear? John died two weeks ago. He died sitting in his chair.

Kentucky

Woman, looking at exhibit containing jellyfish: But where are their brains? Where do you think their brains are? Where would they keep their brains? Where are the brains? Where are their brains? The brains? Where do you think they keep the brains? Huh… I wonder where their brains are?

Aquarium
North Carolina

Overheard by: Kellllyyyyy

Woman #1, coming out of movie theater: I want to see Zombieland when it comes out.
Woman #2: That's way too scary for you.
Woman #1: No, it's not!
Woman #2: You couldn't handle Coraline.
Woman #1: Because that movie is terrifying! (shudders)

Denver, Colorado

Woman: I'm all for a reign of terror, but nothing that involves Winnie the Pooh.

Portland, Maine

Annoyed lady on cell in bathroom stall: Mmm- hmmm… uh-huh, mmm-hmm, yep. Oh, before that, can you tell her to lick my ass, too?

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Overheard by: I hope she?s not talking about me.