“A” As in “Adolph,” “F” As in “Final Solution”…

Indian lady on crowed bus on cell: Yes. 'h' as in 'Hitler.'

Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Not Me

Posted on June 19, 2015
About celebrities, Kentucky, On the phone, Weirdness, Women, Words

With a Cardboard Cut-Out Of Him, Anyway

Girl: So all these old football guys showed up…and long story short, she ended up making out. With Terry Bradshaw.

Joe's Place
Iowa City, Iowa

Overheard by: devon

Posted on June 10, 2015
About celebrities, Bars & Clubs, Girls, Gossip, Iowa, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Nor Am I a Female Gang Member on Law & Order

20-something boyfriend: What's it called when girls put brown around their lips?
20-something girlfriend: Lip liner?
20-something boyfriend: Yeah. Why don't you wear that?
20-something girlfriend: Because it's not 1995, and I'm not going on the Ricki Lake show.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on June 7, 2015
About celebrities, Beauty, Couples, New York, Questions

Now If Only She Could Find the U.S. on a Map

Old man, about Jessica Simpson “how I found love again” mag cover: She can't find someone to lighten her roots, but she found love. Thank god.

Mamaroneck, New York

Overheard by: Melissa

Posted on December 1, 2014
About celebrities, Beauty, Feelings, New York, Old folks

…After Those Pictures Surface of Him in the Cone-Bra

Middle-aged Jewish lady with thick Queens accent flipping through People magazine: So, what do you think about this whole thing with Madonna?
90-year-old man sitting next to her: Who?
Middle-aged Jewish lady: Madonna.
Man: Who?
Middle-aged Jewish lady: Madonna.
Man: Who?
Middle-aged Jewish lady: Madonna!
Man: Oh! The colored guy! Yeah, I don't think he'll win.

Jetblue Flight
Florida to New York

Overheard by: JoeQ

Posted on November 29, 2014
About celebrities, Airports & flights, Default, Florida, Jews, New York, Old folks, Questions

Do Shut Up and Finish Your Propofol, Darling

Seven-year-old boy: How did Michael Jackson die?
Mother: He had too many tablets and his heart stopped.
Seven-year-old boy: I'd like that to happen to Justin Bieber.

Hertfordshire
England

Overheard by: Corbin

Posted on November 27, 2014
About celebrities, Death & dying, England, Kids, Moms, Questions, Wishes

Didn't He Die?

Loud, livid woman barging through the crowd, completely serious: Move it! Get out of my way, I have to make pizza for Patrick Swayze!

Farmers Market
Culver City, California

Overheard by: Anon Y. Mouse

Posted on November 10, 2014
About celebrities, California, Food, Women

And Will, Too, At The Drop Of a Hat

Seven-year-old boy: Jonas Brothers! The Jonas Brothers can suck my ass!

Borders
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Amy D

Posted on November 9, 2014
About celebrities, Ass, Glad the condom broke, Gripes, Insults, Kids, Music, Texas

Sugar Bear Is Next

Serious philosophy teacher: Captain Crunch has been raped.

High School
Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: clementine

Posted on November 8, 2014
About celebrities, Crimes, Default, Internet, Maryland, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Violence

Daniel Radcliffe: It Was Lipstick, Actually

Lady suit: I hate to say it, but Harry Potter’s penis is small.
Hipster girl: What! Nooo!
Lady suit: No, really — it is. He got an erection on stage… and it was just sad. But the weirdest part is that it was bright red, like they had put blush on it or something.
Hipster girl: What the fuck?! My dreams are ruined!

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/goblet-of-fire.html

Posted on December 4, 2013
About celebrities, Hipsters, Overheard in the Valley, Penis, Suits

About celebrities