Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Montana But Were Afraid to Ask

Woman to kids, after explaining the basic importance of voting: And remember… We always vote Republican because the Democrats are godless.

Voting Line
Bozeman, Montana

Overheard by: Justin

Posted on June 24, 2011
Advice, God, Montana, Politics, Women

If You Get Your Stomach Pumped, You Can Write All About That in Your Essay

Girl to guy: You shouldn't be worried about getting into med school. You should be, like, worried about getting alcohol poisoning over the weekend.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/02/dont-dismiss-the-possible-networking-oppurtunities-of-vomiting-on-the-floor-of-the-er/

Overheard by: Brent

Posted on June 22, 2011
Advice, Drinking & drunks, Education, Girls, Overheard at McGill

It Said It Needed a Witness for the Lawsuit

Girl to friend going back into lecture hall: But it's just a pen, Kelly!
Friend: I just wanna see where it fell!

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on June 10, 2011
Advice, Canadia, Friends, Girls, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

I Don't Think I Like This Party Game.

Drunk girl: But the whole point is to avoid Aids!

Michigan State University

Posted on June 9, 2011
Advice, Drunks, Michigan, Philosophy, STDs

That's Your Answer to Everything

Man #1, after hurricane: I'm trying to decide if I should hook up my freezer to the generator or wait a while longer.
Man #2: Well, squeeze your meat, and see if it's hard.

Houston, Texas

Posted on May 20, 2011
Advice, Food, Guys, Texas, Weirdness

I Thought You Said Your Family Was Functional?

Math professor #1: Don't derive like my brother.
Math professor #2: No, don't derive like my brother!

Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: TARDIS Dyke

Posted on May 17, 2011
Advice, Education, Family ties, Massachusetts, Teachers

I'll Barely Have Time to Throw a Fuck Into You

Guy holding another in headlock and punching him in the face, shouting across road to immensely fat girlfriend: Charl! Get that fucking taxi! We gotta get home or the babysitter'll want extra pay.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on May 11, 2011
Advice, England, Guys, Money, Weirdness

It's So Convenient for My Court Appearances

Young thug #1: I'm telling you, man, if they get you for jaywalking or littering down here, they just dismiss it.
Young thug #2: Really?
Young thug #1: Yeah, man, the homeless do it all the time.
Young thug #2: Man…
Young thug #1: I'm telling you. That's why I stay downtown.

Elevator
Los Angeles Superior Court
California

Overheard by: Mylinda

Posted on April 2, 2011
Advice, California, Crimes, Philosophy, Thugs

…You're Always Lookin' Out for Me, Grandma!

Drunk 20-something, yelling in a crowd: Because I am a grad student and I don't do anything!
Older woman: You know there are some attractive young men over by the band.
Drunk 20-something: Well, I do do that.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on March 24, 2011
Advice, Beauty, Character, Drunks, Offers and requests, Ohio, Women

That's Not a Nice Way to Talk About the Bravo Network.

Eight-year-old boy to eight-year-old girl: You have to go to college! Otherwise you'll have to work in the poop factory!
Eight-year-old girl: There's no such thing as the poop factory!
Six-year-old brother: Yes there is! Remember?

Portland, Oregon

Posted on March 20, 2011
Advice, Education, Jobs & Careers, Kids, Oregon, Poop

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