What Are You Doing in Community College?

Black guy: Hey! What country you from?
Asian girl: Um… America?
Black guy: You look Chinese.
Asian girl: I am?

Community College
Godfrey, Illinois

Overheard by: M

Posted on June 29, 2010
Asians, Black people, Colleges & Universities, Illinois, Questions, Race

They Need To– Ever Seen a White Baby?

Asian kid: We don't do a lot of jumping around.
Black kid: Except in the wars, when Chuck Norris has lots of babies.
Asian kid: And white people are marrying everyone.

Babson College
Wellesley, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Bruce

Posted on April 21, 2010
About celebrities, Asians, Black people, Colleges & Universities, Massachusetts, Race, Weirdness

My Wax Sculpture Of Aaron Burr Is Nearly Complete

Asian guy #1: So… Where are we goin'?
Asian guy #2: Well, I haven't cleaned my ears since this morning, so… Gotta do that.

Community College
Reno, Nevada

Overheard by: Michele

Posted on February 14, 2010
Asians, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Health & Hygiene, Nevada, Questions

And If They're Really Yummy, It's “Mmm”

Asian bimbo #1, filling out apartment application: How do you spell “roommate”?
Asian bimbo #2 : Well… If it's just one person, it has one “m”. It it's two or more, two “m's”

UC Riverside
California

Overheard by: Sophya

Posted on January 14, 2010
Asians, Bimbettes, California, Colleges & Universities, Questions, Stupidity, Words

I've Heard You Play Cello.

Asian kid: Damn, I can't do math.
Non-Asian kid: Somehow I doubt that.

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Jesse

Posted on November 16, 2009
Asians, Education, Kids, Rhode Island, Science, Weirdness

I Could Always Force You to Sit through The Bucket List Again

Pretty blonde snuggling with Asian boyfriend: Honey, I'm sorry I was so crazy earlier.
Asian boyfriend: It's okay, sweetie, but I am going to have to punish you when we get home.
Pretty blonde, smiling: A spanking?
Asian boyfriend, kissing her forehead: Whatever you want, sweetie.

Las Vegas, Nevada