I’m Careful Not to Spend Too Much Time with Women

Asian guy: I hate going there. There’s too many Asian people. I hate being around so many Asian people. It feels too foreign.
Asian friend, holding two Japanese language books: Yeah.

Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Kunoichi

Posted on November 8, 2014
Asians, Canadia, Default, Friends, Gripes, Guys, Race

To Be Fair, This Is a Common Theme.

Blonde wife: You do realize that our son is going to tell his schoolmates that Jesus is either a zombie or a vampire. Then we are going to have to explain to his teacher that we are Jewish.
Asian husband: And that you are just bad at explaining things?

Houston, Texas

Posted on November 8, 2014
Asians, Couples, Jesus, Texas, Weirdness, Zombies

The Saddest Words: ‘It Might Have Been’

Asian chick: If I wasn’t wearing underwear I definitely would have let him slide his hand up my butt.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html

Overheard by: doug

Posted on October 16, 2014
Asians, Ass, Default, People, Undies

Or Are You?

Teacher to Chinese boy who twisted his pen: How in the bloody hell did you do that?
Students: [Laugh and all try twisting.]Chinese girl: I can’t do it.
Teacher: But you’re Asian.

Social Studies class, High school
Connecticut

Posted on November 9, 2013
Asians, Connecticut, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

Well That's What the African Kids in Those Charity Videos Are Always Whining About!

Skinny Asian girl: These shorts are way too big.
Plus-sized white friend: Oh no, I have skinny-ass legs. My life sucks. What am I going to do?
Skinny Asian girl: (laughs)

St. Joseph, Michigan