Bar-hopping frat boy: She was begging me for a cab, not to put it in her poop chute.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/old-town-new-men.html
Overheard by: clinton
Bar-hopping frat boy: She was begging me for a cab, not to put it in her poop chute.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/old-town-new-men.html
Overheard by: clinton
Two-year-old to father lacing his shoes: When you put your big toe in your nose and you smell it, it's awesome. You should try it.
Alameda, California
Loud woman on cell: I mean I know he was seriously injured–he had a few fractures and sprains and he hurt his neck and back… But hey, that's what you get when you take too many shots and fall backwards down a flight of stairs because you tripped over your neighbor's dog… I'm so glad we won this case!
MBTA Train
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Sarah
Chick: I had a friend who thought she was really depressed for years, but it turned out it was just a yeast infection in all of her organs. This could be you.
Woods Hole, Massachusetts
Overheard by: TARDIS Dyke
Freshman guy: It's been in my mouth for almost a minute now, and I'm still not sure what it is.
Freshman girl: Scary thought, isn't it?
Dining Hall, Arcadia University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Girl looking at drawing in journal: Oh my god, is that a scrotum?
Guy: No! (concerned) Are you a virgin?
Atlanta, Georgia
Biology professor, on earthworm digestive systems: And I’m including this part because I enjoy saying words like “anus”.
South Dakota State University
South Dakota
Middle-aged shopper: There’s something so disconcerting about being poked in the tits by a kitchen fork.
Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: disgruntled shopgirl
Man: Yeah, we’re getting married as soon as she gets her ovaries removed.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Steve
Peeing guy #1: Jesus Christ, how tall are you?
Peeing guy #2: Six three.
Peeing guy #1: How did I never notice this before?
Peeing guy #2: Why did you have to notice at a urinal?
Arclight Cinema Men's Room
Hollywood, California
Overheard by: Matt W.
