Most Kids Learn About Socks from Their Peers

Girl #1: I like socks
Girl #2: Oh! Me too!
Girl #1: Yeah. Sigh–they're like bags for your feet.
Girl #2: Yeah, bags…warm bags.

Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: bitingontinfoil

Posted on February 27, 2009
Body parts, Canadia, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls

The Video That Should Be Shown in Driver Training

Friend #1, driving: Yeah, she'll be okay with it, she'll just be like…oh, motherfucker, I'll stab you in the face!!
Friend #2: What?
Friend #1: She'll be okay with it, though, she'll just be like…pedidle!
Friend #2: (silence)
Friend #1: What?! Did you see that car? She'll be okay with it, she'll just be like, oh…okay.

Bentleyville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: concerned friend

Posted on February 26, 2009
Body parts, Default, Friends, Games, Insults, Pennsylvania, Questions

In Their Jewelry Boxes

Guy: All girls from Minnesota have the same thumbs.

Jerusalem
Israel

Posted on February 23, 2009
Asia, Body parts, Default, Gender issues, Geography, Guys

Like All Neoconservatives Do

Obnoxious student in scarf: He was chewing the umbilical cord like licorice.

UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California

Posted on February 21, 2009
Body parts, California, Candy, Colleges & Universities, Default, Students, Weirdness

She Has an Enemies List in the Back Of the Room

Mom, leaving dressing room with 7-year-old daughter: So you can see the teacher's boobies through her shirt? Hmm, I wonder how she'd react if she knew!
Daughter: Mommy, don't tell her I said that!

Target
Woodinville, Washington

Overheard by: Glad I wore a bra

Posted on February 16, 2009
Body parts, Clothes, Default, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Moms, Stores, Washington

Lyle Thinks People Can Hear Him Over His Floor Buffer

Wal-Mart floor waxer: My grandma got bit twice on the leg. And they thought they were gonna have to amputate it. But then it magically healed.

Wal-Mart
Athens, Ohio

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on February 13, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Family ties, Malls, Ohio

My Diet Regimen: A Jerk for Breakfast, a Jerk for Lunch, and a Sensible Breakup

Slightly drunk friend: I hate Valentine's Day!
Slightly drunker friend: Me too. Anyway, so here's what I'm going to do: I'm just going to convince myself that I'm in love with him. That way, when he breaks my heart, I'll drop 20 pounds.

Volta Taverna
Oxford, Mississippi

Overheard by: that's the only diet i know…

Posted on February 10, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Mississippi, Relationships

Hand Her a Magic Feather and She Can Fly, Though

Hipster girl to friend: Yeah, we were going to go to a bar last night, but, you know, Beth has awkward ears.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Normal Ears?

Posted on February 1, 2009
Body parts, Default, Drinking & drunks, Florida, Girls, Hipsters, Weirdness

Then We Watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Her: Clown porn, clown porn, clown porn. You put that in my head.
Him: How did I put that in your head?
Her: You told me about it.
Him: No, I told you about midget porn.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/porn.html

Overheard by: b! x.

Posted on January 31, 2009
Body parts, Default, Girls, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Porn, Questions, Weirdness

Even If I Am 87% Synthetic

Overly dramatic English teacher: You will have the face you deserve when you are eighty. I will be beautiful.

AC Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on January 29, 2009
Age and ageing, Body parts, Compliments, Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers

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