Even Tree Surgery

Lawyer to another: So if you're ever having surgery on a limb, make sure they mark it with a marker.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on April 6, 2009
Advice, Body parts, Canadia, Default, Guys, Weirdness

Molly Ringwald Was the Mandy Moore Of Her Day

Hipster girl to friend, looking at DVDs: Hey, you know my friend Stephanie, whose boyfriend I made out with, Corey? His favorite movie was A Walk to Remember. He admitted it and everything.
Hipster friend, touching hipster friend's head: You have a really soft scalp.
Hipster girl: That means I'll never lose my hair. Oh! The Breakfast Club!

Edgewood Target
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: I didn't make out with him

Posted on April 3, 2009
Body parts, Default, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Hair, Hipsters, Movies, Questions, Relationships

Whatever Happened to a Good Old-Fashioned Accidental Pregnancy?

Rich girl: After 25 you might as well just die. If I'm not married by the time I'm 25, I'm having a boob job, a nose job and a face lift.

Leeds
England

Posted on April 3, 2009
Age and ageing, Body parts, Death & dying, Default, England, Girls

And No Pants!

Little boy: I wanna be a duck.
Mother: You wanna be a duck?
Little boy: Yeah, so I can walk around with my eyes closed.

Australia

Posted on March 31, 2009
Animals, Australia, Body parts, Default, Guys, Kids, Questions, Women

Then I'd Punch Her in the Face

Guy to friend: If I walked in on you making out with my little sister I would punch you in the face! But then I would be like, “Eh…she could do worse.”

Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on March 28, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Guys, Massachusetts, Relationships, Threats

That Wacky Gerbil!

Girl #1: I think he underestimates his strength sometimes.
Girl #2: Yeah, I agree. Like, he slammed my head into the coffee table last night.

Williamstown
Victoria
Australia

Overheard by: Kate

Posted on March 23, 2009
Australia, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls

Yes and Yes!

Female employee, seeing lunch being prepared: Oh, Kielbasa! I love Kielbasa! You know how I like my Kielbasa?
(pause)
Fireman #1: On your knees?
Fireman #2: In your mouth?

Maine

Posted on March 20, 2009
Body parts, Default, Employees, Feelings, Food, Girls, Guys, Maine, Mouth, Questions

Terrorist!

Girl #1, walking out of exam: I'm free! I'm finally free!
Girl #2: I hate your freedom. I want to punch your freedom in the face!

Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on March 17, 2009
Body parts, Default, Feelings, Girls, Happiness, New Zealand

From Nancy Drew and the Mystery Of the Bumpy Undies

Girl #1: Hey! I still have your bra from the other night. (takes bra out of her bag and hands it over)
Girl #2: Oh yeah, thanks! Wait, it has bumps in it! It didn't have bumps in it before!
Girl #1: Yeah, I wore it. It was cleaner than mine.
Girl #2: Huh?
Girl #1: Uh…no, of course I didn't wear it!
Girl #2: Well, someone did. With bumpy boobs. It didn't have bumps before.

Queen Street Mall
Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: uh-huh

Posted on March 15, 2009
Australia, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Girls, Malls, Weirdness

So I've Given Up Country Music

Supermarket cashier: I only use Charmin toilet paper; if a place doesn't have it, I bring my own.
Customer: Wow, you're picky.
Supermarket cashier: I'm picky about my men too; they have to have all of their teeth.

eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Posted on March 12, 2009
Body parts, Customers, Default, Eavesdrop DC, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Names

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