English professor: “My wife, Bob, is pregnant.” Polygamy, pregnant men, gay marriage–it's got it all!
University of Rock County
Wisconsin
Overheard by: Aku
English professor: “My wife, Bob, is pregnant.” Polygamy, pregnant men, gay marriage–it's got it all!
University of Rock County
Wisconsin
Overheard by: Aku
Girl to friends: I thought I was playing hard to get, but it turns out I was playing “I hate you”.
Elon University
Elon, North Carolina
Political science professor: Our president is black. Some of you may have noticed this. Some of you probably haven't yet.
California State University
San Marcos, California
Overheard by: I knew it
Skateboarder in large banana suit: We put the ‘ass’ in ‘potassium’!
Ohio State University
Ohio
Professor: You don't want to have a thin-skinned Prime Minister who's afraid of puffin poo.
University of Ottawa
Canadia
American history professor: So this Bacon guy died of the flux. Or as I like to say, he shat himself to death.
University Of Louisiana
Monroe, Louisiana
Overheard by: a bored Am. History student
Girl: Are you seriously telling me how I should masturbate? When did you become a sex tyrant?
MIT
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Drunk bimbette: We’re s’posed to be so ladylike… Why do girls have to be so ghetto and stab each other all the time?
York University
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: A and A
Passerby to friend (excitedly): We should so sell bottled dirt!
KSU
Manhattan, Kansas
Overheard by: Nicole
Chick to friend: I really thought the chocolate Jesus with the giant dick would sell!
Missouri State University
Springfield, Missouri
Overheard by: Carri Jo
